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Ron.M

Posts: 7051
Joined: Jul. 7 2003
From: Scotland

WON A NEW WIFE

In an Internet raffle!

From Ukraine..Russia!

Only 28 years old and comes complete with 44" accessories!

I only need to send $5,500 to cover exit visas and travel fares, plus send $100 a month to buy medication for her sick mother.....

Man, this Internet can really change your life!

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 5 2011 20:14:21

ralexander

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From: Halifax, Nova Scotia

RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 5 2011 20:19:24

Tomrocker

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to ralexander)

quote:

Man, this Internet can really change your life!

Ron it can also destroy it! Hence, some russian sites can give you more nicer offer, also Return policy if you didn't like the bride or if she arrives damaged

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 5 2011 20:23:04

Elie

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

Хорошее везение

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 5 2011 20:29:23

at_leo_87

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

too funny!!!

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 5 2011 20:47:39

Rain

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

Congratulations.

I can't stop laughing

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 5 2011 21:39:09

henrym3483

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From: Limerick,Ireland

RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Rain)

brilliant ron!!!

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 6 2011 9:24:29

kudo

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

LOL, how do you know its not a scam?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 6 2011 11:04:16

Ruphus

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

Wow, with accessoirs all inclusive!

hehehe!

She´ll cook you some great bortsh, Ron.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 6 2011 12:13:46

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

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how do you know its not a scam?

it's not...
i won the same raffle last year
though she did lie about her age but apologized for typing the 2 and the 8 the wrong way around
still
olga and i send our love...[her mother is feeling better now ]

strangest thing i've ever had delivered in bubble wrap...

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 6 2011 12:14:13

Ruphus

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

"[her mother is feeling better now ]"

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 6 2011 12:16:43

avimuno

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 20 2011 18:05:22

Ron.M

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From: Scotland

RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to avimuno)

I sent Titania the $5,500, but she says that there are problems with the Ukranian visa system, mainly corrupt clerks, so can I send her another $3000 to palm them off and ease the course to our eventual happiness together.
Am working on it...

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 20 2011 18:32:18

estebanana

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

If you were a real man you would fly to the Ukraine and get those passport officials dead drunk and make them sign off on her visa for a $1000.00.

I guess you don't really love her do you.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 20 2011 18:39:14

Ron.M

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From: Scotland

RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to estebanana)

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I guess you don't really love her do you.

Well...I love the 44's....so that's a start at least...

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 20 2011 19:42:57

Escribano

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From: England, living in Italy

RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

Ron did you catch that episode on Radio 4 where a Scotsman decides to play along with an Indian spammer via email? Opening a new rubber belt factory in Scotland. Can't recall the name of the comedy show but it was absolutely brilliant.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 21 2011 8:43:52

Ruphus

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RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Ron.M)

There exists website(s) with such conversation documentations.
Some guys turned things around so brilliantly, having had the scammers hound back and forth to post offices / banks etc.

Folks at times have great sense for humour!

- Ron seems not´too bad at it either. :0)
He knows that money ain´t important and that love is all that counts.

... With all that love around, John Lennon would be proud of us.

There´s that future mother in law with Ron´s photography on her side-board. There are those trillions bucks that vaporized in the past years with official help. And at last, some despots who decided to each leave their thrones with some 70-80 billion greenbacks in the baggage.

Can you imagine all the tremendous bouquets bought for beloved people?

Love is in the air, baby.

Ruphus

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 21 2011 11:39:12

Ron.M

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From: Scotland

RE: WON A NEW WIFE (in reply to Escribano)

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Opening a new rubber belt factory in Scotland

I can't remember that one, Simon, but I heard one where a Scotsman was interested in obtaining a live lion from a Nigerian in exchange for using his bank account to launder government money or something. Hilarious!

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date May 21 2011 13:33:44