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Ron.M -> WON A NEW WIFE (May 5 2011 20:14:21)
In an Internet raffle! From Ukraine..Russia! Only 28 years old and comes complete with 44" accessories! I only need to send $5,500 to cover exit visas and travel fares, plus send $100 a month to buy medication for her sick mother..... Man, this Internet can really change your life! cheers, Ron

ralexander -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 5 2011 20:19:24)
[:D]

Tomrocker -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 5 2011 20:23:04)
quote: Man, this Internet can really change your life! Ron it can also destroy it! Hence, some russian sites can give you more nicer offer, also Return policy if you didn't like the bride or if she arrives damaged[:D]

Elie -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 5 2011 20:29:23)
Хорошее везение [;)]

at_leo_87 -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 5 2011 20:47:39)
too funny!!!

Rain -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 5 2011 21:39:09)
Congratulations. I can't stop laughing[:D][:D][:D][:D]

henrym3483 -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 6 2011 9:24:29)
brilliant ron!!![:D][:D]

kudo -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 6 2011 11:04:16)
LOL, how do you know its not a scam?

Ruphus -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 6 2011 12:13:46)
Wow, with accessoirs all inclusive! [:D] hehehe! She´ll cook you some great bortsh, Ron. [;)]

Guest -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 6 2011 12:14:13)
quote: how do you know its not a scam? it's not... i won the same raffle last year though she did lie about her age but apologized for typing the 2 and the 8 the wrong way around still olga and i send our love...[her mother is feeling better now ] strangest thing i've ever had delivered in bubble wrap...[:D] Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

Ruphus -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 6 2011 12:16:43)
"[her mother is feeling better now ]" [:D][:D][:D]

avimuno -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 20 2011 18:05:22)
[:D]

Ron.M -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 20 2011 18:32:18)
I sent Titania the $5,500, but she says that there are problems with the Ukranian visa system, mainly corrupt clerks, so can I send her another $3000 to palm them off and ease the course to our eventual happiness together. Am working on it... cheers, Ron

estebanana -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 20 2011 18:39:14)
If you were a real man you would fly to the Ukraine and get those passport officials dead drunk and make them sign off on her visa for a $1000.00. I guess you don't really love her do you.

Ron.M -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 20 2011 19:42:57)
quote: I guess you don't really love her do you. Well...I love the 44's....so that's a start at least... cheers, Ron

Escribano -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 21 2011 8:43:52)
Ron did you catch that episode on Radio 4 where a Scotsman decides to play along with an Indian spammer via email? Opening a new rubber belt factory in Scotland. Can't recall the name of the comedy show but it was absolutely brilliant.

Ruphus -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 21 2011 11:39:12)
There exists website(s) with such conversation documentations. Some guys turned things around so brilliantly, having had the scammers hound back and forth to post offices / banks etc. [:D] Folks at times have great sense for humour! - Ron seems not´too bad at it either. :0) He knows that money ain´t important and that love is all that counts. ... With all that love around, John Lennon would be proud of us. There´s that future mother in law with Ron´s photography on her side-board. There are those trillions bucks that vaporized in the past years with official help. And at last, some despots who decided to each leave their thrones with some 70-80 billion greenbacks in the baggage. Can you imagine all the tremendous bouquets bought for beloved people? Love is in the air, baby. Ruphus Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

Ron.M -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 21 2011 13:33:44)
quote: Opening a new rubber belt factory in Scotland I can't remember that one, Simon, but I heard one where a Scotsman was interested in obtaining a live lion from a Nigerian in exchange for using his bank account to launder government money or something. Hilarious![:D] cheers, Ron

estebanana -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 22 2011 23:20:32)
Didi you take Tittiana out for the weekend?

KMMI77 -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 23 2011 4:26:29)
quote: Some guys turned things around so brilliantly, having had the scammers hound back and forth to post offices / banks etc. This is a little off topic but you reminded me of a similar thing where these guys trick two sex line workers into taking to each other, [:D]

Ruphus -> RE: WON A NEW WIFE (May 23 2011 13:20:44)
Tried to access, and will try again!

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