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I think that when you see your physician you should just drink your milkshake! Dementia comes with hallucinagenic abuse, you know??? Am I spelling this all correctly? Ah what's the difference, at least I can see straight and my sight never falters! Ha ha ha! You guys are guys are a funny lot, you know? I enjoyed looking at this. Great thread.......
One of Ronnie Corbet's funny monologues had the bit...
"So I went into this room....and there were all these strange soft, blue spots all moving around the walls of the room....It was completely fascinating and hypnotising...
Later I found out someone had just left the lid off a bottle of Diazepam..."
I'd like to see that--but he's not angry at Paco, is he? Are you flo? Of course true duende is a secret that gitanos keep from everyone else. Like all flamenco. It's like the name says isn't it??? Gita-No, or Guitar-No! Or is that another flamenco forum I was logged on to? I surely don't have the mind to figure out if that is true or not, but you will never find out in a book, much like duende!!!
Of course I said that, because I only spew out obscenities in these terrible posts of mine.......like this one, it has duende, doesn't it? Yes, or no you be the judge because you have to figure that out all on your own, without a gitano. Now you can quote me and say something obscene! That's duende!!?!?! Or, the continuance of a very bad thread. Whatever the case.. Gary
DO you wanna be more like Paco ??? weeeell lets be realistic lol forghet it ......BUT !!! what if i was to tell you THERE IS ! another way ....
Look just like paco ! people will come up to you on the street and ask you " Are you Paco ? " @, All rights reserved, the "Paco look packet" is a trademark of flamenco forum not to be loaned of resold without written authorisation guitar/vest/ gold chain sold separateley, we do not accept responsibility if you get beaten up while wearing this also we recomend that if you wanna wear this at fancy dress parties outside spain wear a name tag of who you are, or maybe a picture or maybe a sign that says "if you were a guitarist youd know"
the "balding look" is also a copywrited trademark of thew Paco inc.. if you are wearing it in public or even if you are naturally balding you are still required to pay royalty fees.... $5 per outing or $245 Premium anual fee, different fees for comercial use....this offer applies only for personal use.
For the diehard fans we also have the spray paint for your skin that can make your skin colour just like in the black and white picture..we call it the "Spray that can make your skin just like the B/W picture packet" or..if its eazyer to remember: Item 2 in the catalogue
Our lines are open, Order your packet today
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TRUE Duende is Paco Guitars, Paco Cds, Paco Videos, Books about Paco, Stories about Paco, Paco Strings, Paco Cejillas, Paco Silent Practise Guitars, Paco Razor Blades, Paco Deodorant, Paco Shirts, Paco Cigarettes, Paco Chewing Gum, Paco Underpants, Paco Tatoos, Getting Your Photo taken with Paco, Paco Instant Noodles, Paco Pokemon Cards, Watching the Paco Channel, Paco Rings and Keychains, Paco Lucky Charms and Crystals, Paco Software, Paco Exclusive Wallpaper and Range of Garden Furniture....
Hahaha Ron, I believe it's true isn't it?
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......BUT !!! what if i was to tell you THERE IS ! another way
So this Paco wig will do all the tricks??? I think the Paco wig contains a small midi sequencer attached to the nerves in the fingers. But how does Gerardo Nunez does all the things without the Paco wig?
I found some pictures for G.N. practicing at home....and gues whatt, he HAS a paco wig...
hmm interesting..i dont remember reciving a royalty cheque from him this month
btw..to potential clients, hes wearing the "the Paco 2000 Pro packet" it looks a litlle more realistic..if you wanna spend that extra buck is worth it..suitable for Concerts, Events..its like you almost glad youre losing hair.. its like the BMW of the "Paco look" series
ofcourse buddy i dont sel anything i dont belive in...i also got the Spray that can make your skin just like the B/W picture packet or for those with bad memory Item 2
for potential clients i am wearing the "Paco in the 70s" look..or item 3
by the look of your profile Kozz id say you are in desperate need of the "Paco hair look"
Flo and Kozz, what do you have for girlie guitarists? It's a growing market you know. If you haven't thought up something for us, you are missing a great business opportunity.
I was just saying that to Kozz the other day !! i was saying , " - koss you know ...because we only sell men products we are really only katering for half of the market"
watch for the Winter catalogue Ailsa i think you will be pleased
ok just a litlle quick glimpse..theres nail glue that lasts and lasts ..suited for the lady guitarist who besides playing and practicing also has to do the dishes, the washing, the cooking..
We are dead set on equality for all guitarists, we feel that its not fair women guitarists should have to applie glue twice a week just because of her duties when men guitarists only have to do it once..we will do whatever possible to breach any unfair inequality
For the Bad wife
For the Good Wife
dont hate me..i am not god
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I don't need that, I have a dishwasher, a washing machine and a husband.
Well here at the Paco institute we dont like to judge...so yul be wanting a box of the first brand..
Also if you are going to order over the phone or by credit card we need your husbands approval..or your son ..or if your husbasnd is not home or dont have a sun the neigbours son, husband...someone that can vouch for you
What Flo didn't tell you Ailsa, is that I was forced to some research and find some proof what woman really needed.
It was a very hard time, looking at all those women, dancing and singing....and see them suffering....but suffering from what? I couldn't tell so I diceded to make some pictures, and all of a sudden it was clear to me what woman needed..... (tbc)
I've send the first blueprint to Flo, for validation, so It'll take a minute.....
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......BUT !!! what if i was to tell you THERE IS ! another way .... 
" @, All rights reserved, the "Paco look packet" is a trademark of flamenco forum not to be loaned of resold without written authorisation guitar/vest/ gold chain sold separateley, we do not accept responsibility if you get beaten up while wearing this also we recomend that if you wanna wear this at fancy dress parties outside spain wear a name tag of who you are, or maybe a picture or maybe a sign that says "if you were a guitarist youd know" 
we cannot sell you skills (not at those prices anyway 
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