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at_leo_87 -> RE: What is duende? (May 15 2009 23:40:28)

andresito, what's the answer to your puzzle? i give up!




kozz -> RE: What is duende? (May 29 2009 22:52:25)

when you have enough of Duende:



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gato -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 11:02:01)

I think that when you see your physician you should just drink your milkshake! Dementia comes with hallucinagenic abuse, you know??? Am I spelling this all correctly? Ah what's the difference, at least I can see straight and my sight never falters! Ha ha ha! You guys are guys are a funny lot, you know? I enjoyed looking at this. Great thread.......
[:D]




Ron.M -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 11:13:54)

One of Ronnie Corbet's funny monologues had the bit...

"So I went into this room....and there were all these strange soft, blue spots all moving around the walls of the room....It was completely fascinating and hypnotising...

Later I found out someone had just left the lid off a bottle of Diazepam..."

[:D][:D]

cheers,

Ron




Ron.M -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 11:38:49)

Ah Kozz,

But all that stuff is just Chemical Duende.

TRUE Duende is Paco Guitars, Paco Cds, Paco Videos, Books about Paco, Stories about Paco, Paco Strings, Paco Cejillas, Paco Silent Practise Guitars, Paco Razor Blades, Paco Deodorant, Paco Shirts, Paco Cigarettes, Paco Chewing Gum, Paco Underpants, Paco Tatoos, Getting Your Photo taken with Paco, Paco Instant Noodles, Paco Pokemon Cards, Watching the Paco Channel, Paco Rings and Keychains, Paco Lucky Charms and Crystals, Paco Software, Paco Exclusive Wallpaper and Range of Garden Furniture....

[:D][:D]

cheers,

Ron




mark indigo -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 13:45:42)

maybe florian could make us up some especial paco-duende gift packs[:D]




gato -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 17:56:44)

I'd like to see that--but he's not angry at Paco, is he? Are you flo? Of course true duende is a secret that gitanos keep from everyone else. Like all flamenco. It's like the name says isn't it??? Gita-No, or Guitar-No! Or is that another flamenco forum I was logged on to? I surely don't have the mind to figure out if that is true or not, but you will never find out in a book, much like duende!!!

Of course I said that, because I only spew out obscenities in these terrible posts of mine.......like this one, it has duende, doesn't it? Yes, or no you be the judge because you have to figure that out all on your own, without a gitano. Now you can quote me and say something obscene! That's duende!!?!?! Or, the continuance of a very bad thread. Whatever the case..[;)]
Gary




Florian -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 21:45:14)

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but he's not angry at Paco, is he? Are you flo?


no ofcourse not , i like Paco just fine,

DO you wanna be more like Paco ??? weeeell lets be realistic lol [:D] forghet it [:@] ......BUT !!! what if i was to tell you THERE IS ! another way ....

Look just like paco ! people will come up to you on the street and ask you " Are you Paco ?[8|]" @, All rights reserved, the "Paco look packet" is a trademark of flamenco forum not to be loaned of resold without written authorisation guitar/vest/ gold chain sold separateley, we do not accept responsibility if you get beaten up while wearing this also we recomend that if you wanna wear this at fancy dress parties outside spain wear a name tag of who you are, or maybe a picture or maybe a sign that says "if you were a guitarist youd know"

the "balding look" is also a copywrited trademark of thew Paco inc.. if you are wearing it in public or even if you are naturally balding you are still required to pay royalty fees....
$5 per outing or $245 Premium anual fee, different fees for comercial use....this offer applies only for personal use.


For the diehard fans we also have the spray paint for your skin that can make your skin colour just like in the black and white picture..we call it the "Spray that can make your skin just like the B/W picture packet" or..if its eazyer to remember: Item 2 in the catalogue

Our lines are open, Order your packet today [:)]



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kozz -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 23:40:33)

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TRUE Duende is Paco Guitars, Paco Cds, Paco Videos, Books about Paco, Stories about Paco, Paco Strings, Paco Cejillas, Paco Silent Practise Guitars, Paco Razor Blades, Paco Deodorant, Paco Shirts, Paco Cigarettes, Paco Chewing Gum, Paco Underpants, Paco Tatoos, Getting Your Photo taken with Paco, Paco Instant Noodles, Paco Pokemon Cards, Watching the Paco Channel, Paco Rings and Keychains, Paco Lucky Charms and Crystals, Paco Software, Paco Exclusive Wallpaper and Range of Garden Furniture....

[:D][:D][:D]

Hahaha Ron, I believe it's true isn't it?

quote:

......BUT !!! what if i was to tell you THERE IS ! another way


[:D][:D][:D]
So this Paco wig will do all the tricks???
I think the Paco wig contains a small midi sequencer attached to the nerves in the fingers.
But how does Gerardo Nunez does all the things without the Paco wig?




Florian -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 23:43:11)

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So this Paco wig will do all the tricks???


well no [&:] we cannot sell you skills (not at those prices anyway[:D])...but you can look like him ![:)]




kozz -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 23:52:04)

I found some pictures for G.N. practicing at home....and gues whatt, he HAS a paco wig...



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Florian -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 23:59:22)

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I found some pictures for G.N. practicing at home....and gues whatt, he HAS a paco wig...


hmm interesting..i dont remember reciving a royalty cheque from him this month

btw[:)]..to potential clients, hes wearing the "the Paco 2000 Pro packet" it looks a litlle more realistic..if you wanna spend that extra buck is worth it..suitable for Concerts, Events..its like you almost glad youre losing hair.. its like the BMW of the "Paco look" series




kozz -> RE: What is duende? (May 31 2009 23:59:27)

Aaah, I found out you have a wig also Flo!



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Florian -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 0:04:27)

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Aaah, I found out you have a wig also Flo!


ofcourse buddy i dont sel anything i dont belive in...i also got the Spray that can make your skin just like the B/W picture packet or for those with bad memory [&:] Item 2

for potential clients [:)] i am wearing the "Paco in the 70s" look..or item 3

by the look of your profile Kozz id say you are in desperate need of the "Paco hair look"




kozz -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 0:07:48)

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well no we cannot sell you skills (not at those prices anyway )...but you can look like him !


...Ah well, I prefer the Turronero Look as in:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0gw3sLpnt4&feature=PlayList&p=36EDEC588237A44A&index=18

Do you also have them?




minordjango -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 1:46:51)

pure brilliance guys , make me laugh so much brilliant !![:D][:D][:D]




Florian -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 5:34:57)

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pure brilliance guys , make me laugh so much brilliant



why? are you loughing ?[&:].....[8|]....i didnt see "comedy hour" sign on the door.... ssso... are you gonna buy the damn wig or not ?[8|]

Oh ..forghot to mention one of the many many cool features...the wig is fire resistant @ aslongasitdosentcatchfire




Ailsa -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 6:35:36)

Flo and Kozz, what do you have for girlie guitarists? It's a growing market you know. If you haven't thought up something for us, you are missing a great business opportunity.




Estevan -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:10:03)

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Flo and Kozz, what do you have for girlie guitarists?


Ailsa, you'll want the Paca Pack, under development by Flo-Kozz Enterprises. Watch for the infomercial.




Florian -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:21:12)

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It's a growing market you know


I was just saying that to Kozz the other day !! i was saying , " - koss you know[8|] ...because we only sell men products we are really only katering for half of the market"


watch for the Winter catalogue Ailsa [;)] i think you will be pleased

ok just a litlle quick glimpse..theres nail glue that lasts and lasts ..suited for the lady guitarist who besides playing and practicing also has to do the dishes, the washing, the cooking..

We are dead set on equality for all guitarists, we feel that its not fair women guitarists should have to applie glue twice a week just because of her duties when men guitarists only have to do it once..we will do whatever possible to breach any unfair inequality

For the Bad wife



For the Good Wife

dont hate me..i am not god [&:]

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Estevan -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:33:01)

by the way - more proof of the connection...



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Ailsa -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:38:12)

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suited for the lady guitarist who besides playing and practicing also has to do the dishes, the washing, the cooking..


I don't need that, I have a dishwasher, a washing machine and a husband.

[:D][:D]




Florian -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:52:27)

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I don't need that, I have a dishwasher, a washing machine and a husband.


Well here at the Paco institute we dont like to judge...so yul be wanting a box of the first brand..

Also if you are going to order over the phone or by credit card we need your husbands approval..or your son ..or if your husbasnd is not home or dont have a sun the neigbours son, husband...someone that can vouch for you




kozz -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:52:55)

What Flo didn't tell you Ailsa, is that I was forced to some research and find some proof what woman really needed.

It was a very hard time, looking at all those women, dancing and singing....and see them suffering....but suffering from what?
I couldn't tell so I diceded to make some pictures, and all of a sudden it was clear to me what woman needed..... (tbc)

I've send the first blueprint to Flo, for validation, so It'll take a minute.....



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Florian -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 7:58:49)

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I've send the first blueprint to Flo, for validation, so It'll take a minute


ofcourse...they a problem, those women arent only a danger to themselfs but a danger to those around them




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kozz -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 8:01:27)

The first design was rejected, because it wasn;t very handy while dancing....
It was de beloved Duendette.....

Flo is a very strict business partner...he now what he wants, and wants only the best for woman.....



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Florian -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 8:06:37)

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Flo is a very strict business partner...he now what he wants, and wants only the best for woman


hey..maybe its just me..but i think women are important [:)]..just yesterday was saying to someone " - Hey ![:@] wait a minute..I think women are important"



but dont sell yourself shot Kozz, you came up with this collection..

Its a entire clothing line for outside spain for the whole flamenco company..its called " If you cant beat public preception..atleast fitt into it"


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kozz -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 8:13:58)

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Flo-Kozz Enterprises

presents the first lady capo in a nice white color with shiny pin. Never again an eye-lash out of order.

PacoPal transfers accepted!



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kozz -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 8:17:11)

Also available in red. Only 69 euries!



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kozz -> RE: What is duende? (Jun. 1 2009 8:18:52)

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Its a entire clothing line for outside spain for the whole flamenco company..its called " If you cant beat public preception..atleast fitt into it"

Haha, I prefer the green one....I love the hat, there should be 2 beerpulls attached to it [:D]




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