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RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to Ricardo)
I was fussy once. I worked at a nursing home many years ago......the sort of place where people would play with s hi t literally.... just like kids. I used to take an old guitar to work sometimes,just to noodle on for the old gits who were waiting to pop off. I would leave the guitar there overnight quite often until I discovered that one very old and lonely lady had been using the neck of it to satisfy her nighttime desires ....these were highly perverted and of an extreme sexual nature that even I found difficult to comprehend for a couple of minutes at least!! Anyway the smell that was left on that old plank outdated the old lady by years. I persevered with the guitar hoping the smell would go. Alas it did not so, I decided to list it on ebay . I believe an Iranian gentleman living in Germany bought that a r s e stenched pile of firewood.
RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to pink)
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I was fussy once. I worked at a nursing home many years ago......the sort of place where people would play with s hi t literally.... just like kids. I used to take an old guitar to work sometimes,just to noodle on for the old gits who were waiting to pop off. I would leave the guitar there overnight quite often until I discovered that one very old and lonely lady had been using the neck of it to satisfy her nighttime desires ....these were highly perverted and of an extreme sexual nature that even I found difficult to comprehend for a couple of minutes at least!! Anyway the smell that was left on that old plank outdated the old lady by years. I persevered with the guitar hoping the smell would go. Alas it did not so, I decided to list it on ebay . I believe an Iranian gentleman living in Germany bought that a r s e stenched pile of firewood.
RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to Ricardo)
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I was fussy once. I worked at a nursing home many years ago......the sort of place where people would play with s hi t literally.... just like kids. I used to take an old guitar to work sometimes,just to noodle on for the old gits who were waiting to pop off. I would leave the guitar there overnight quite often until I discovered that one very old and lonely lady had been using the neck of it to satisfy her nighttime desires ....these were highly perverted and of an extreme sexual nature that even I found difficult to comprehend for a couple of minutes at least!! Anyway the smell that was left on that old plank outdated the old lady by years. I persevered with the guitar hoping the smell would go. Alas it did not so, I decided to list it on ebay . I believe an Iranian gentleman living in Germany bought that a r s e stenched pile of firewood.
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pink
LOL, that is pretty amazing. My lady used to work at a nursing home and she said the old folks do get freaky, inappropriately, at inappropriate times. Pretty hilarious.
RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to Ricardo)
I expected something more creative, though. :)) Keep it coming.
btw whats that? XD And who started that one.. now I have to wonder... I have to... w o n d e r . .. . So,..I take it back.. I dont expect anything creative anymore.. lol
RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to Ricardo)
pink, Well I guess the reason you are so dull is because you are a boring old c o c k smoker who really does have a problem with being human. Not only are you ugly , you smell too. I certainly wouldn't trust you around my children, I'd fear for their anal virginity and to top it all off your teeth really are too white .Maybe a career in politics would be a suitable step onto the career path you long for but let's face it , if that's the way you go it won't be long before someone tries to shoot you.....perhaps the waste of a good bullet but at least it would satisfy someones chosen career path no? You really are a FUSSY old twitching a r s e hole pink ......I pity your family,friends( the few you have) and the rest of humanity for having to stomach the wart on man kinds complete foreskin that you are. I spit on you with the disdain you deserve. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your a r s e hole. F u c k you and all who sail in you.
RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to pink)
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ORIGINAL: pink
pink, Well I guess the reason you are so dull is because you are a boring old c o c k smoker who really does have a problem with being human. Not only are you ugly , you smell too. I certainly wouldn't trust you around my children, I'd fear for their anal virginity and to top it all off your teeth really are too white .Maybe a career in politics would be a suitable step onto the career path you long for but let's face it , if that's the way you go it won't be long before someone tries to shoot you.....perhaps the waste of a good bullet but at least it would satisfy someones chosen career path no? You really are a FUSSY old twitching a r s e hole pink ......I pity your family,friends( the few you have) and the rest of humanity for having to stomach the wart on man kinds complete foreskin that you are. I spit on you with the disdain you deserve. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your a r s e hole. F u c k you and all who sail in you.
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pink xxx
Nice to see how your constructive (and pretty creative) criticism ends with the usual "Best" :-).
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RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (in reply to pink)
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ORIGINAL: pink
I was fussy once. I worked at a nursing home many years ago......the sort of place where people would play with s hi t literally.... just like kids. I used to take an old guitar to work sometimes,just to noodle on for the old gits who were waiting to pop off. I would leave the guitar there overnight quite often until I discovered that one very old and lonely lady had been using the neck of it to satisfy her nighttime desires ....these were highly perverted and of an extreme sexual nature that even I found difficult to comprehend for a couple of minutes at least!! Anyway the smell that was left on that old plank outdated the old lady by years. I persevered with the guitar hoping the smell would go. Alas it did not so, I decided to list it on ebay . I believe an Iranian gentleman living in Germany bought that a r s e stenched pile of firewood.
Best
pink
Now that you told the history of that guitar, i seam to recall that there was also a breeze of dead fishy flavour mixed in the odor and overall scent.
Well, anyway thanks for selling me Mrs. Mollys used guitar
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