Leñador -> RE: Why is everyone so fussy???? (Oct. 9 2013 4:05:09)
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I was fussy once. I worked at a nursing home many years ago......the sort of place where people would play with s hi t literally.... just like kids. I used to take an old guitar to work sometimes,just to noodle on for the old gits who were waiting to pop off. I would leave the guitar there overnight quite often until I discovered that one very old and lonely lady had been using the neck of it to satisfy her nighttime desires ....these were highly perverted and of an extreme sexual nature that even I found difficult to comprehend for a couple of minutes at least!! Anyway the smell that was left on that old plank outdated the old lady by years. I persevered with the guitar hoping the smell would go. Alas it did not so, I decided to list it on ebay . I believe an Iranian gentleman living in Germany bought that a r s e stenched pile of firewood. Best pink LOL, that is pretty amazing. My lady used to work at a nursing home and she said the old folks do get freaky, inappropriately, at inappropriate times. Pretty hilarious.
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