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jshelton5040

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This was posted on the Piano World discussion forum. Passed on without comment

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Reminds me of the joke about a luthier who won the lottery:

When asked what he was going to do with the money he said...

"I guess I'll just keep making guitars until it runs out".

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estebanana

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RE: joke (in reply to jshelton5040)

What do you call a guitar make who's girlfriend just broke up with him?

Homeless.

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How do you get guitar maker off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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What's the difference between a viola player and a guitar maker?

None, but both are are ten points above tenors in IQ, bringing them in at a solid IQ of 80.

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Wants the difference between a banjo player and a guitar maker?

None, both idolize Greg Smallman.

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constructordeguitarras

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RE: joke (in reply to jshelton5040)

Good one, John! I have actually fantasized about that option.

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jshelton5040

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RE: joke (in reply to constructordeguitarras)

Ok, one more.

How do you tell the floor is level in the shop?

The luthier drools out of both sides of his mouth at once.

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