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jshelton5040 -> joke (Aug. 16 2013 18:30:11)

This was posted on the Piano World discussion forum. Passed on without comment[:D].

Reminds me of the joke about a luthier who won the lottery:

When asked what he was going to do with the money he said...

"I guess I'll just keep making guitars until it runs out".



estebanana -> RE: joke (Aug. 17 2013 13:39:42)

What do you call a guitar make who's girlfriend just broke up with him?

Homeless.

_________

How do you get guitar maker off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

__________

What's the difference between a viola player and a guitar maker?

None, but both are are ten points above tenors in IQ, bringing them in at a solid IQ of 80.

_______

Wants the difference between a banjo player and a guitar maker?

None, both idolize Greg Smallman.



constructordeguitarras -> RE: joke (Aug. 18 2013 5:44:21)

Good one, John! I have actually fantasized about that option.



jshelton5040 -> RE: joke (Aug. 18 2013 14:36:56)

Ok, one more.

How do you tell the floor is level in the shop?

The luthier drools out of both sides of his mouth at once.



Guest -> RE: joke (Aug. 18 2013 16:19:24)

guitar maker jokes.. A compensation for g string slipping off nut...? Perhaps ?



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