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guitarbuddha

 

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Guest

A man steps in a pile of sh1t.

'You didn't do it right', says the poop.

'So' says the man.

D.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 9 2013 18:15:39
 
El Kiko

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana

yeah its 'Throw out the baby with the bath water '' and I dont think good ole George said it or even miss said it ...although he is responisible for a whole bunch of , 'humdingers'..

''our enimies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,...... and neither do we." -

most of our imports come from abroad ..........

and the good ole .. fool me once , ..erm fool me twice . .cant get fooled again .. how does that go ??

I will miss ole George...how did he get elected ///



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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 9 2013 19:05:35
 
Leñador

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha

quote:

how did he get elected ///

TWICE!
Those were the best years for the Daily Show though. LOL

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 9 2013 20:03:46
 
Richard Jernigan

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Richard Jernigan

From today's New York Times:

"N.S.A. Director Firmly Defends Surveillance Efforts

By DAVID E. SANGER and THOM SHANKER

While acknowledging shortfalls in response to Edward J. Snowden's revelations, General Keith B. Alexander said the agency was doing more "to protect people's civil liberties and privacy than they'll ever know." "

RNJ
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 13 2013 19:39:13
 
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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha

You mean we are more secure now that NSA agents are on Federal furlough?

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 14 2013 0:51:36
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana

Ok so what is the difference between a leading man and a character actor ?

Well

A leading man plays the protagonist in a film or a play and a character actor is,,,,, a tractor made out of carrots.

D.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 19 2013 23:23:16
 
mark indigo

 

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha

what do you call a man with a load of rabbits up his bum?

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Oct. 20 2013 14:19:16
 
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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha

Why do elephants have red eyes? So they can hide in cherry trees.

Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? No, that's how well they hide.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Nov. 2 2013 19:19:43
 
mark indigo

 

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to bluesbuster

I put this in another thread, but really it belongs here.

not just incredibly stupid, but chauvinistic, crass and offensive too:

what's the difference between a dog and a fox?

about 5 pints

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