estebanana -> RE: Toros (Dec. 22 2017 22:18:31)
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Good Sir, if you will permit me to intrude upon your discussion with Mr. Faulk, concerning his shallow intellect vs. the burden of your deep and broad intellect as well as your profound empathy; recognizing satire when I see it, I wish to commend you for your sure aim and skewering of the intended target. To your health Sir! Bill I'm sure you know that the Jernigan Suites Hotel, far from a Trump Resort, does not feature a bowling alley with a restaurant that serves well done steaks with ketchup, but a gym with a 'banderilla workout' program that emulates the experience of placing the banderilla into the shoulder of a toro. The equipment is lifelike, yet not a real bull, a maquette charges the person in the gym, the person taking the workout capes the bull, which is controlled by computer program to act like a real dangerous bull. The horns are made of hard foam, or if the workout user wants more danger, he can affix a set of balsa wood horns to the mechanical creature. Suffice it to say I could go on describing this workout equipment, it's effectiveness and superiority to any of the gyms in any Trump motel, but I'll leave you with this- Jernigan, like the noble lancemen of English history he's decended of, has honed the art of placing the barb, the point, the hook and the pique into his fishing, bull lore and his conversational wit. Why tilt at windmills when one can create an empire of hotels with mechanical bull gymnasiums which render ones deep and empathetic intellect razor keen?
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