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estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 15:24:06)

I'm so broke I can't pay attention.




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 16:03:10)

EVELYN EVELYN

EVELYN EVELYN

EVELYN EVELYN


Hey can you guys hear that ?

Thats my favourite Rogers and Hammerstein tune.......................

'Someone Chanted Evelyn'


There might be a stranger....... joke to come.

D.




Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 16:26:54)

My fair lady
I've grown a custard to her face


I thought w a n k i n g was a city in china




estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 16:30:22)

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estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 16:31:58)

From the Music Man:

Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary in Diana.....




Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 16:35:32)

How to get Rid of a circus?

Go for the juggler




Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 16:38:08)

Meanwhile



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guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 17:42:34)

That's right Val, everybody loves me !!!!!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: AlVal

Meanwhile




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Johnc -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 18:06:35)

What's brown and sticky?





A stick!




El Kiko -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 18:56:40)

I know a guy who compiles crosswords He's called ...erm .. I can't remember ....,

it's C something L something N.




mark indigo -> [Deleted] (Oct. 4 2013 21:58:09)

Post has been moved to the Recycle Bin at Oct. 20 2013 14:20:30




Ricardo -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 21:59:52)

My Dixie Wrecked

Mike Hunt smells

say fast:

one smart fellow, he felt smart.
two smart fellows, they both felt smart.
three smart fellows, they all felt smart.




mark indigo -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 22:08:41)

what's the difference between a duck?

one of it's legs is both the same

EDIT: I think this one and the other one I deleted from Tommy Cooper or something, sort of not funny weird **** I was over-exposed to at an early age.... probably funny with the original delivery




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 22:15:04)

These fukcers hanging around my kitchen telling me how I should be making more money.
Bloody fridge magnates.




El Kiko -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 22:19:06)

....i'm so lazy .that.............................




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 22:19:33)

On a rainy day I always go walking with my favourite Indian dignitary.... mahatma coat.




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 22:21:11)

quote:

ORIGINAL: El Kiko

....i'm so lazy .that.............................


After I press the period key I just lift my finger off.................whenever.


David Blaine




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 22:42:28)

Hey Courtney this novelty Ventolin inhaler sure is rad.

Kurt Cobain




Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 5 2013 2:05:35)

Take a second to consider the plight of this Nigerian prince



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El Kiko -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 5 2013 9:57:07)

my son had a good one ...

Why is a pigs tail and getting up at 6 in the morning the same thing ?


They're both too early (Twirly)


maybe you gotta be 9 to appreciate that one .. or maybe even to tell it .




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 5 2013 10:03:18)

quote:

ORIGINAL: El Kiko

maybe you gotta be 9 to appreciate that one .. or maybe even to tell it .


Nope you are fulfilling the remit admirably Kiko !!!

D.




Ruphus -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 5 2013 12:02:18)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AlVal

Take a second to consider the plight of this Nigerian prince


hehe :OD

Just had two mails from him over past week.
Now he has even learned German, though not much better than his English.
-

I mentioned it before. They guys over in former East Germany had some funny sayings.
One was like:
I am so tired, I could eat a whole white bread, so thirsty am I.

Dunno whether it works in English, but I could ask Nigerian patrons for a translation maybe.

Ruphus




constructordeguitarras -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 7 2013 5:14:52)

found on facebook



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Richard Jernigan -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 8 2013 4:05:28)

Effect of government shutdown:



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Richard Jernigan -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 8 2013 4:08:27)

In other news, 64% of Americans oppose military intervention in Syria. 89% of Americans are in favor of sending Congress to Syria.

RNJ




estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 8 2013 12:32:31)

That is good Richard. Very good.




guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 8 2013 13:57:48)

My favourite imaginary George Bush pronouncement.


'Lets not throw the bathwater out with the baby.'

D.




estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 9 2013 1:35:05)

I think you mis-misquoted him.




Richard Jernigan -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 9 2013 4:07:20)

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ORIGINAL: guitarbuddha

My favourite imaginary George Bush pronouncement.


'Lets not throw the bathwater out with the baby.'

D.


I was driving to work, listening to G.W. Bush making a speech at the CIA a few days after 9/11. He was trying to cheer them up for having missed the warnings. He said our enemies had "misunderestimated" us. The audience applauded. Bush seemed to like the sound of that, so he worked "misunderestimated" into his speech again a couple of paragraphs later.

The crowd cheered.

I almost drove off the road.

RNJ




Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 9 2013 4:47:15)

Our Australian ex foreign affairs minister while addressing the issue of domestic violence and women
'A thing that really batters'



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