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guitarbuddha -> The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:06:34)
OK guys time to fess up..... We all have gags so stupid that they always make US laugh and with which we boorishly torture our victims in the pub. Here is my all time favourite; Q) What is blue and goes bedoing? A) A blue bedoinger. BEAT THAT !!!!!! d.

Sr. Martins -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:17:11)
Two kids in the street: One has a soccer ball, the other is called Antonio.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:21:52)
What's white and comes in pints ........ milk. What's grey and comes in pints..... and elephant. D.

Leñador -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:25:23)
Am I just too American to understand these??.... What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:27:03)
What's black and white and fukcs horses........ a black and white horse.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:28:31)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lenador Am I just too American to understand these??.... Not at all a good bad joke is like a stillborn child. It may die on delivery but we who produced it love it nonetheless. D.

Leñador -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:33:44)
quote: Not at all a good bad joke is like a stillborn child. It may die on delivery but we who produced it love it nonetheless. Was that Confucius? [:D]

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:35:59)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lenador Was that Confucius? [:D] You mean 'Did that confuse us ?' Well, you tell me. (just cant get the knack of young people and this textspeak and whatnot they have nowadays)

El Kiko -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:36:05)
A Man walks into a bar ........... He says ...''Ouch !...'' It was an Iron bar ........

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:38:02)
quote: ORIGINAL: El Kiko A Man walks into a bar ........... He says ...''Ouch !...'' It was an Iron bar ........ YAY

Leñador -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:42:28)
quote: A Man walks into a bar ........... He says ...''Ouch !...'' It was an Iron bar ........ I heard that differently, Three men walk into a bar, you'd have thought the third one would duck.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:43:11)
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. Cliff.

estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:44:47)
groans, sips coffee, groans again

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:46:26)
Mmmmm coffee and donuts. You know how Bob Marley likes his donuts,,,,,,, 'wi jamm in' Do you like them like that Stephen ? I hope you like jam in too. D.

El Kiko -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:51:35)
Advent Calenders ........ Their Days are numbered .

Escribano -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:58:02)
A limbless guy in a pile of leaves? Russell. Same guy in a swimming pool. Bob.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 22:58:15)
True story. Once met a girl at a party who was an Avian Anthropologist. She was doing a PHD on the Tern (pronounced turn, that's important). Naturally after only a brief time in my company she found me boorish and pronounced 'I hate puns !!' Then she continued on about her project on an Island off the coast of Scotland looking at Terns. Now I was not as bored as you might have been as I have notably low standards. After some time, during a lull in her exposition I asked her this question. 'Have you ever seen an arctic Tern ?' to which she replied 'No.' My follow up question 'Do you think you could drive a lorry ?' .......... We haven't spoken since. D.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 23:02:01)
Whats the difference between Brigitte Bardot and Margaret Thatcher ? Well when they were young they were both breathtakingly beautiful.......except for Margaret Thatcher. What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Pamela Smith ? Well Margaret Thatcher was the first female premier of a western democracy......and Pamela Smith is my cousin. D.

El Kiko -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 23:09:24)
well heres a true story as well I went into a train station and at the ticket counter said ''I want to buy a return ticket'' ''Where to..? .. said the man .. 'well , back here of course ....'' I just couldn't resist it ...the man dint think it was witty at all.........

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 3 2013 23:11:30)
The master at work.

n85ae -> [Deleted] (Oct. 4 2013 2:21:42)
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Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 2:35:15)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot

Leñador -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 3:26:30)
quote: The master at work. That's definitely NOT the Apollo theatre in New York lol

mark indigo -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 9:00:22)
quote: A Man walks into a bar ........... He says ...''Ouch !...'' It was an Iron bar ........ did you hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra?

mark indigo -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 9:02:08)
quote: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head. Cliff. what do you call a man lying in a bog? Pete what do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 9:20:28)
ADIS, don't die of dyslexia. D.

estebanana -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 13:26:29)
Have you met the new girl at school? She has one leg, let me introduce Ilean.

guitarbuddha -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 13:33:00)
You do like jammin !!

Morante -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 15:14:52)
Un día. un hombre desnudo andaba por la selva. De repente se topó con un gran elefante. Pensaba "ahora muero yo!". Pero el elefante le miró y dijo "Quillo, con ésta trompeta tan pequeña no va a coger mucha hierba".

Guest -> RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (Oct. 4 2013 15:18:50)
Can someone remove this steering wheel from my underpants? It's driving me nuts.

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