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RE: Gig bag with lining inside like ... (in reply to RobF)
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Explains the avatar, though...
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RE: Gig bag with lining inside like ... (in reply to Piwin)
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ORIGINAL: Piwin
There's an elderly female student in my class who's always criticizing my hardcase.
But that hag's gig bag's a big gag, a bad bag that sags. It's sad the hag's bad gig bag sags. No wonder she nags. The bad hag that nags has a bad bag that sags. But if a hag snags bad gig bags that sag, is it bad to gag at the hag's bad gig bags that sag?
Did I mention her bag was big and the class is for learning how to play the jig? That hag's big jig gig bag's a big gag, a big bad jig gig bag that sags. It's sad the hag's big bad jig gig bag sags. No wonder she nags. The bad hag that nags has a big bad jig gig bag that sags. But if a hag snags big bad jig gig bags that sag, is it bad to gag at the hag's big bad jig gig bags that sag?
Did I mention she plays in DADGAD and comes to class in a jag?
RE: Gig bag with lining inside like ... (in reply to Dudnote)
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Can't wait for the sequel about her ferret.
I know the story about the ferret. Should I... share it?
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RE: Gig bag with lining inside like ... (in reply to Dudnote)
One day the old hag brought her pet ferret with her. Another student at this class happens to be a fashion designer.
- Who's that? - Jarrett the ferret. - Furry fellow. - Fair enough. He's a ferret, a ferret that farts fairies. - Funny fellow. A funny furry fairy-farting ferret, that Jarrett. - Fact. - That ferret I merit. Share it. - For Four fourty four farthings. The ferret's function will be? - Wear it on a berret. - You mean a beret? "buh-ray"? - Yes, but a ferret beret is a berret. "bear-it". - No need to parrot.
A week later, the fashion shop down the street was selling a four forty four farthing funny furry fairy-farting ferret Jarrett berret. If you could afford a four forty four farthing funny furry fairy-farting ferret Jarrett berret, would you wear it?
(I deeply apologize to everyone on the foro. oh wait. foro...ferret... I'll be back )
Got it: If the foro's Robf's fashion flair says it's fair to wear a four forty four farthing funny furry foro fairy-farting ferret Jarrett berret, would you wear it then?
or, since I have to stay on topic lol....
How many four forty four farthing funny furry foro fairy-farting ferret Jarrett berrets fit in the hag's big jig gig bag that sags? What if the hag's big jig gig bag that sags was a stuffy fluffy duffy steffyline bag? How many four forty four farthing funny furry foro fairy-farting ferret Jarrett berrets fit in the hag's big jig gig stuffy fluffy duffy stefyline bag that sags?
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RE: Gig bag with lining inside like ... (in reply to Piwin)
Piwin, you're an insane genius. Now enough already and keep this thread useful for people who are looking for gig bag reviews rather than getting lost in a sea of ferrets. As a matter of fact, one has previously referred to an old hag's saggy bags as ferrets, because they were so long and even had whiskers on the ends.
RE: Gig bag with lining inside like ... (in reply to rombsix)
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Now enough already
No more ferret. I swear it.
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