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pink

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Does anyone know the melt times of a 200g bar of milk chocolate when placed between the arse cheeks of both a 48 year old male and a 48 year old female? (human)
Thanks.

Best

pink

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 22:01:05

Leñador

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From: Los Angeles

RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

So many variables.......Body mas index, amount of body hair, resting heart rate, cholesterol levels(friction in veins) time from last bowel movement. It's really unanswerable without more info............

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 22:33:06

El Kiko

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From: The South Ireland

RE: way off topic (in reply to Leñador)

Strangely enough this topic is not covered on Wikipedia ...

and they say it knows all ..

I did however find a topic about someone who made a ButtPlug out of chocolate (dark) ..but they never put in any melt times ..

You will have to be the first Pink ...dont forget to put your results on Wiki.. they seem a bit short on that info ...........

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:12:06

guitarbuddha

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RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

I don't know about chocolate specifically but the surgeon general recommends that once anything placed between the arse cheeks of either a male or female goes soft it is time to go wash up.

D.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:20:43

Leñador

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RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:21:49

guitarbuddha

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RE: way off topic (in reply to Leñador)

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ORIGINAL: Lenador

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!

Hold on there Len, this is a flamenco forum. Science comes second, firstly we must choose a chocolate bar with duende.

So Pink, do you like it fruity or just nutty ?

D.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:29:42

Richard Jernigan

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From: Austin, Texas USA

RE: way off topic (in reply to Leñador)

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ORIGINAL: Lenador

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!

We learned about all the important variables way back in high school in the 1950s:

"It depends on the angle of the dangle and the heat of the meat."

RNJ

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:31:14

Leñador

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RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

Hahahahahahahahaha
Funniest thing ever Richard!!!!

I think especially coming from someone who's so refined and mature all the time.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:33:56

estebanana

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RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

quote:

We learned about all the important variables way back in high school in the 1950s:

"It depends on the angle of the dangle and the heat of the meat."

RNJ

That's what she said.

Spinal Tap- Big Bottoms:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 21 2014 23:39:52

El Kiko

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RE: way off topic (in reply to Leñador)

Pink never stated ,why this info was so needed ...??

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2014 8:54:24

estebanana

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RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

His screen name is Pink, does he need any reasons for anything?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2014 11:09:30

mark indigo

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RE: way off topic (in reply to pink)

quote:

Does anyone know the melt times of a 200g bar of milk chocolate when placed between the arse cheeks of both a 48 year old male and a 48 year old female? (human)

did you find out yet?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2014 12:37:23

El Kiko

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From: The South Ireland

RE: way off topic (in reply to mark indigo)

But no video ...thanks ....

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2014 12:58:46

pink

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RE: way off topic (in reply to Leñador)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lenador

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!

OK Len.....I'm crunching from your carrot!!

Both greedy fat f ucks with insatiable appetites for all things cholesterol . Hair a plenty .....he has an anal mohican and she possesses a micro climate rain forest of a crevice....scary and comes with a government health warning of its own. They tend to have bowel movements in unison and are both partial to the odd ''micro enema'' ,especially on ''chicken in a bucket day'' . He has had one testicle removed after a scuba diving accident in a puddle outside the family home in Wangford ,Suffolk,England. She is going through ''the change''....doctors and zoologists are unsure of the outcome......that micro climate keeps coming back to bite her on the a rse!!

Best

pink

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2014 20:57:02