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pink -> way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 22:01:05)

Does anyone know the melt times of a 200g bar of milk chocolate when placed between the arse cheeks of both a 48 year old male and a 48 year old female? (human)
Thanks.

Best

pink



Leñador -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 22:33:06)

So many variables.......Body mas index, amount of body hair, resting heart rate, cholesterol levels(friction in veins) time from last bowel movement. It's really unanswerable without more info............



El Kiko -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:12:06)

Strangely enough this topic is not covered on Wikipedia ...[8|] and they say it knows all ..

I did however find a topic about someone who made a ButtPlug out of chocolate (dark) ..but they never put in any melt times ..

You will have to be the first Pink ...dont forget to put your results on Wiki.. they seem a bit short on that info ...........



guitarbuddha -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:20:43)

I don't know about chocolate specifically but the surgeon general recommends that once anything placed between the arse cheeks of either a male or female goes soft it is time to go wash up.

D.



Leñador -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:21:49)

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!



guitarbuddha -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:29:42)

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ORIGINAL: Lenador

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!


Hold on there Len, this is a flamenco forum. Science comes second, firstly we must choose a chocolate bar with duende.

So Pink, do you like it fruity or just nutty ?

D.



Richard Jernigan -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:31:14)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lenador

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!


We learned about all the important variables way back in high school in the 1950s:

"It depends on the angle of the dangle and the heat of the meat."

RNJ



Leñador -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:33:56)

Hahahahahahahahaha
Funniest thing ever Richard!!!! [:D]
I think especially coming from someone who's so refined and mature all the time.



estebanana -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 21 2014 23:39:52)

quote:


We learned about all the important variables way back in high school in the 1950s:

"It depends on the angle of the dangle and the heat of the meat."

RNJ


That's what she said.

Spinal Tap- Big Bottoms:


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?



El Kiko -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 22 2014 8:54:24)

Pink never stated ,why this info was so needed ...??



estebanana -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 22 2014 11:09:30)

His screen name is Pink, does he need any reasons for anything?



mark indigo -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 22 2014 12:37:23)

quote:

Does anyone know the melt times of a 200g bar of milk chocolate when placed between the arse cheeks of both a 48 year old male and a 48 year old female? (human)

did you find out yet?



El Kiko -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 22 2014 12:58:46)

But no video ...thanks ....



pink -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 22 2014 20:57:02)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lenador

Please include all the variables. We gotta keep this scientific!


OK Len.....I'm crunching from your carrot!!

Both greedy fat f ucks with insatiable appetites for all things cholesterol . Hair a plenty .....he has an anal mohican and she possesses a micro climate rain forest of a crevice....scary and comes with a government health warning of its own. They tend to have bowel movements in unison and are both partial to the odd ''micro enema'' ,especially on ''chicken in a bucket day'' . He has had one testicle removed after a scuba diving accident in a puddle outside the family home in Wangford ,Suffolk,England. She is going through ''the change''....doctors and zoologists are unsure of the outcome......that micro climate keeps coming back to bite her on the a rse!!

Best

pink



Leñador -> RE: way off topic (Mar. 22 2014 23:29:25)

Oh, well then 5:36 of course, that's easy....[:D]



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