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Georg

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One of those moments 

Do you know those moments when you wanted to throw your guitar against a wall, but you don't do it because it's too expensive.

I'm just having one...


Man I hate fandangos and will never play it again.
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koella

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

It's those damned hormones, buddy. Nobody tells you to conquer or fight here.
You're a man and she's a woman. Just be friends.
When she gets too stubborn just leave her be for some time. Or play something easy together.
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JBASHORUN

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

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Do you know those moments when you wanted to throw your guitar against a wall, but you don't do it because it's too expensive.


I have those moments ALL THE TIME!!! Thats why I've got a cheaper guitar that I practise on, and it doesn't matter if I smash it out of anger.

Mind you, some of you guys on this forum might consider my Yamaha just such a guitar. But to me, she's a lady...

Jb

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r0bbie

 

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

Man!

I just stopped playing and if I didnt I would have killed the bitch.
She just keeps telling me things I dont want to hear... over and over again. Two years ago we had the same argument and now...yeah right, start all over again.

But tomorrow..... you pick her up and try again, maybe she's in a better mood.

Rob.

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Georg

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

Thanks. Meanwhile I'm calm again.

Tomorrow I'll buy her some new strings, perhaps that will make her more willing to do what I want her to do...
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 25 2007 23:22:40

JBASHORUN

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Guest

quote:

I gotta disagree with the sexism though. I miss Zata and Kate and the environment here is one of the things that discourages them from visiting more often IMO.


Romerito, its NOT that we think so LOWLY of women that we liken them to mere objects (guitars), but rather that we think so HIGHLY of our guitars that we liken them to women!!! Isn't that complimentary?

On a lighter note, just a little something I copied and pasted below: "Why guitars are better than women". there was a section on why guitars are better than men too, so any female members can feel free to agree or dissagree with that one. NOT MY views, btw, just a bit of fun...

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:

Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

and last, but not least:
If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.

http://www.acousticfingerstyle.com/gtrvswma.htm

Jb

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 4:14:57
 
koella

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Guest

quote:

ORIGINAL: romerito
I gotta disagree with the sexism though.


Sorry, I didn't mean it that way. Just more like an attitude towards the guitar that will benefit you.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 7:32:17
 
koella

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to JBASHORUN

quote:

ORIGINAL: JBASHORUN

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN:

Guitars don't get pregnant.
You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
Guitars don't have parents.
Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't get headaches.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

and last, but not least:
If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.


Hm..now that's some serious sexism
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 7:35:40
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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

quote:

Do you know those moments when you wanted to throw your guitar against a wall
ha haha aha its funny cause its true. Everyone has those moments and if they tell you they dont, theyre lying
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 9:14:19
 
duende

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

i havent had a moment like that since i was a beginner at guitar about 20 years ago.

however when it comes to computers........ thats a diffrent matter

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JBASHORUN

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to koella

quote:

Hm..now that's some serious sexism


Yes, NOT my words, like I said, just a bit of fun I found on another website. But I have to admit that Romerito's additions were pretty funny!!!

Jb

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 11:11:32

JBASHORUN

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

Although perhaps good questions to bear in mind are:

Can you have sex with a guitar? and: when you hug a guitar, does it hug you back?

Jb

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 12:11:09
 
Georg

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

Today's a new day, and I found out, what had unnerved me.

It was a different (and in my opinion very bad) way of notation than I was used to. Now I try it by ear, it's much better.

I'm glad I still have my guitar.

Jbashorun, I gave her a hug but she didn't hug me back.

Henrik, I don't get aggressions against computers, there's no feeling involved. Bill gates and microsoft... well that's another topic.



I wonder if there are any machoman guitars out there... Perhaps the Sierra Vincente model...
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Apr. 26 2007 12:46:41

JBASHORUN

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RE: One of those moments (in reply to Georg

OR, how about this one:

Will your guitar give you a blowjob when its in a good mood?

I think we all know the answer...

Jb

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