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guitarbuddha

 

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What is the best leg to walk on ? 
Hi I like walking. But it is so complicated, you know.

I feel like, you know who needs two legs, that is too much to think about.

So I went to a doctor and asked if he could cut one off, to like make it easier for me.

But he was no use he just asked 'What do you mean leg?', and I'm like, 'You know leg'

So I go 'like from the ankle to the hip' and he says 'so you want me to keep the toes an then sew them back on to your pelvis ?'

Then I'm like, 'well whats a pelvis ? Do I need it to walk ?'

And he says ' Actually no, Seals can walk and they don't have a pelvis'

so I say 'well I can't walk like a seal cause like I'm a human'

And he says 'what's a human ?'


Anyway this consultation went on like for ever, but I sure learned a lot.

But I was so tired that instead of walking home as I'd planned, I got the bus.

D.






PS (First guy to point out that seals have a vestigial pelvis wins a Raspberry)
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 13:54:43
 
FredGuitarraOle

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
Seals have a vestigial pelvis.

By the way, totally random question, are you on drugs or something?
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 13:59:57
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to FredGuitarraOle) 
FFFFFRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

Well Fred, don't say I'm not a man of my word.

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 14:08:24
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to FredGuitarraOle) 
quote:

ORIGINAL: FredGuitarraOle


By the way, totally random question, are you on drugs or something?


Sorry Fred I missed that question there,

now I'm ignoring it.

D.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 14:15:04
 
FredGuitarraOle

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 14:28:36
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to FredGuitarraOle) 
quote:

ORIGINAL: FredGuitarraOle




YAY



D.(wags tail)
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 14:42:49
 
Arash

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
so.... whats the moral of the story.
you now have a penis with toes or what?

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 14:55:32
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to Arash) 
http://www.foroflamenco.com/tm.asp?m=232796&appid=&p=&mpage=1&key=&tmode=&smode=&s=#232796
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 14:58:36
 
estebanana

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
Is this the Sutra of Walking with no Legs?

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 14 2013 23:59:02
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to estebanana) 
Nah, yogic flying is different.

D.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 0:39:00
 
estebanana

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to FredGuitarraOle) 
quote:

By the way, totally random question, are you on drugs or something?


No, I think he's just from an island nation. Seems to inspire nuttiness.

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 0:42:40
 
FredGuitarraOle

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to estebanana) 
quote:

No, I think he's just from an island nation. Seems to inspire nuttiness.

Haha does that mean you are going nuts too? Do you want someone to send you a decent chair and a new orange sweater?
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 1:07:38
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to estebanana) 
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ORIGINAL: estebanana

quote:

By the way, totally random question, are you on drugs or something?


No, I think he's just from an island nation. Seems to inspire nuttiness.



Like that film where that crazy scots dude cuts peoples heads off. Islander.

D.
  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 1:13:48
 
estebanana

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
The orange sweater has been given a reprieve from the garbage as long as I wear it at the shop.

I found a chair, but had a long consultation with a carpenter about leg length.

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 2:51:50
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to estebanana) 
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ORIGINAL: estebanana

quote:

By the way, totally random question, are you on drugs or something?


No, I think he's just from an island nation. Seems to inspire nuttiness.


Now Stephen that's not quite fair, I didn't always live in Scotland you know.



I had to wait to be born.




Boy was that a drag.




Floating around in space without noone for company.


D.
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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 11:16:31
 
estebanana

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
yes



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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 11:54:23
 
estebanana

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
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Now Stephen that's not quite fair, I didn't always live in Scotland you know.


But where were you born? See I'm crazy because I was born in California and a long time ago the Spanish decided California was an island. They have maps and everything to prove it.

Just because the maps are from the 1500's disproves nothing!

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date May 15 2013 12:29:45
 
guitarbuddha

 

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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to estebanana) 
quote:

ORIGINAL: estebanana

quote:

Now Stephen that's not quite fair, I didn't always live in Scotland you know.


But where were you born? See I'm crazy because I was born in California and a long time ago the Spanish decided California was an island. They have maps and everything to prove it.

Just because the maps are from the 1500's disproves nothing!



Well, ultimately in the void of space.

But it this world Bellshill Maternity ward, hometown of John Hannah who sound just like me on the phone.

School in Airdrie, then Strathclyde University for Physics and later RSAMD (now the Royal Scottish Conservatoire) for a degree in classical guitar performance..

After these hiccups I am trying to restart my education.

D.
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RE: What is the best leg to walk on ? (in reply to guitarbuddha) 
Swell

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