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Ron.M

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Joke 

I heard this on the Radio this morning...


What's the difference between a Rock guitarist and a Jazz guitarist?

A Rock guitarist plays 3 chords to 1000's of people...

A Jazz guitarist plays 1000's of chords to 3 people...


cheers,

Ron
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Doitsujin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M

hahaha... Thats true..

The sad thing is.. the same is true for the flamenco guitarrist and the nuevo flamenco fiddler.
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edguerin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M

quote:

the same is true for the flamenco guitarrist


Which? 3 chords or 3 people?
Or 3chords to 3 people?

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mark indigo

 

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RE: Joke (in reply to edguerin

quote:

Which? 3 chords or 3 people?
Or 3chords to 3 people?


lol! that's nearly as funny as the original joke - i guess my mind works the same way....
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Doitsujin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M

lol...

ehm.. 3 chords to 1000ds of unknowing apes who can clap to the Rumba beat!




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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Dec. 14 2009 11:00:41
 
edguerin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Doitsujin

so if you have enough ape clapping, will there be a bulerias rhythm in there somewhere?

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  REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE |  Date Dec. 14 2009 13:19:09
 
Ron.M

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RE: Joke (in reply to edguerin

Yes, but only if there were an infinite amount of apes clapping..
But if they existed on the planet Infinity and there was no one there to hear them...

Would they make a sound?

cheers,

Ron
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Estevan

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RE: Joke (in reply to Doitsujin

quote:

ehm.. 3 chords to 1000ds of unknowing apes who can clap to the Rumba beat!

...when you're not playing a rumba

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edguerin

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quote:

But if they existed on the planet Infinity and there was no one there to hear them...Would they make a sound?


Duende? Haiku?

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Estevan

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RE: Joke (in reply to edguerin

quote:

quote:

But if they existed on the planet Infinity and there was no one there to hear them...Would they make a sound?



Duende? Haiku?


Mondo.

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