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Ron.M

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Joke

I heard this on the Radio this morning...

What's the difference between a Rock guitarist and a Jazz guitarist?

A Rock guitarist plays 3 chords to 1000's of people...

A Jazz guitarist plays 1000's of chords to 3 people...

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 13 2009 11:03:36

Doitsujin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M)

hahaha...

Thats true..

The sad thing is.. the same is true for the flamenco guitarrist and the nuevo flamenco fiddler.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 13 2009 11:56:51

edguerin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M)

quote:

the same is true for the flamenco guitarrist

Which? 3 chords or 3 people?
Or 3chords to 3 people?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 14 2009 9:29:56

mark indigo

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RE: Joke (in reply to edguerin)

quote:

Which? 3 chords or 3 people?
Or 3chords to 3 people?

lol! that's nearly as funny as the original joke - i guess my mind works the same way....

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 14 2009 9:38:44

Doitsujin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M)

lol...

ehm.. 3 chords to 1000ds of unknowing apes who can clap to the Rumba beat!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 14 2009 11:00:41

edguerin

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RE: Joke (in reply to Doitsujin)

so if you have enough ape clapping, will there be a bulerias rhythm in there somewhere?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 14 2009 13:19:09

Ron.M

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RE: Joke (in reply to edguerin)

Yes, but only if there were an infinite amount of apes clapping..
But if they existed on the planet Infinity and there was no one there to hear them...

Would they make a sound?

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 15 2009 12:27:03