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Estevan -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 20 2023 19:38:40)

Je danse toutes les fugues de Bach

- Erik Satie




mark indigo -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 20 2023 20:39:18)

“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils,”

Hector Berlioz




Ricardo -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 21 2023 11:32:47)

“White people need to understand, their job is to GIVE people the blues, NOT play them!”- George Carlin

“Not my tempo” - that teacher from whiplash

“I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that’s living or breathing is number two.” – Kanye West




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 21 2023 14:34:24)

“Music with guitars is inherently worse than music without guitars.”

Kanye West




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 21 2023 20:43:33)

"Practice makes permanent, not perfect." - A drum teacher.




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 22 2023 3:57:07)

“Combine nursing homes with nursery schools. Bring very old and very young together: they interest one another.”

John Cage




Estevan -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 22 2023 20:31:25)

"When I used to drive a Jaguar, I noticed everyone else who drove a Jaguar. Now that I'm wearing jeans instead of suits, I notice nearly everybody."

- John Cage




silddx -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 24 2023 11:55:12)

“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

Frank Zappa




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Mar. 25 2023 12:04:13)

"Pulsación..."

Anonymous.




Estevan -> RE: Musical quotes (Apr. 6 2023 3:35:37)

"Anyone can be a genius"

- Paco de Lucía




mark indigo -> RE: Musical quotes (Apr. 6 2023 11:39:06)

This was posted originally by guitarristamadrid along with the El Entri exercises [here: http://www.foroflamenco.com/tm.asp?m=133953&appid=&p=&mpage=1&key=&tmode=1&smode=1&s=#346142]. Everyone will have their favourite. I particularly like the last one...

Stories about famous flamencos (as told by El Entri)

ABOUT SABICAS' FINGER NAILS-
Entri asked to examine his right hand once, and he said that each of Sabicas' nails was a different, totally weird shape. He said "One was like a watermelon, another was like a potato, a third like a banana"

PACO: WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL
One time Entri was hanging out with Paco somewhere, and Paco was really warmed up and ripping off a bunch of fast scales. Something happened and a piece of one of Paco's nails broke (it was I or M), leaving a jagged ruined edge. He stuck the finger into his mouth, bit off the remaining part of the nail, and continued the fast scales without any problem.

MELCHOR DE MARCHENA
Entri hung out with Melchor a lot back in the day and said he was an amazing player, with one of the most puro sounds ever. One time, after they had played in some tablao, a young kid came up to Melchor and wanted to show him his fancy new guitar. The guitar was very expensive, someone had bought it for him. The kid was very proud of it and wanted to know what Melchor thought. Melchor played the guitar a little bit, and said it was excellent. He handed it back to him. "Now buy yourself some hands"

PACO COMMENTS ON GERARDO
One time Paco went to see a show of Gerardo Nunez, at some point when Gerardo was starting to get big. After the show, a reporter asked Paco what he thought of the performance. Paco said he didn't like it. When the reporter asked why, Paco said "Because he didn't even make a single mistake"

AWESOME SABICAS QUOTE
One time Sabicas apparently said "I'll tell you a secret. Almost all guitars sound good" meaning that what most players were lacking was technique.

ENTRI'S ALTERNATIVE NAME FOR RASGEOS
One time we were all playing rasgeo compas exercises again and again, and Entri was not happy with our performance. He said "Do you know what the other name for rasgeos is?"
"What?" "Euros!" Meaning that if you can't play good rageos, you ain't getting paid

PACO IS TWISTED
I swear to god this is how Entri told it to me, one night when we were eating dinner at his house. Paco had finished playing a concert, and people were coming up to him and chatting with him. A young gitano guy came up and said to Paco "Maestro, I want to play really well like you. But I don't want to practice all that technique all day long, I think that's ****. A true artist should really just feel the guitar. How can I do that?" Paco said "Hmm... shove it up your ass"




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Apr. 16 2023 15:19:32)

Inspiration exists, but it has to find us working.
- Pablo Picasso




Estevan -> RE: Musical quotes (Apr. 16 2023 23:52:56)

[on composition]

Keep your appointment with the muse; if she doesn't show up, at least you were there.

- Lou Harrison




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Apr. 17 2023 21:31:35)

"It's silly stuff. One must feel the tempos." - Beethoven's opinion on metronome.

After some time he changed his mind and wrote a letter to his friend:

"I'm very glad that you agree with me in the opinion relating to the matter of 'Tempo' marks. What can be more absurd, for instance, than 'Allegro' which always means 'merry' and how often is so far from this idea of time that the piece says the very opposite of the designation.
So far as I'm concerned I have been thinking for a long time of giving up the tempo marks Allegro, Andante, Adagio and Presto. Maelzel's metronome provides us with the opportunity to do this."




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Apr. 23 2023 21:43:46)

"Do not attempt to force the tone of your instrument, if you do it will not respond. Caress and coax. But never force it. The guitar can never be made as loud as a piano. By endeavouring to obtain more than the instrument was constructed for and, therefore, more than it is capable of, only produces noise - not musical tone. Obtain from your instrument as much as it is capable; but be fully aware of its limitations."




mark indigo -> RE: Musical quotes (May 4 2023 22:37:30)

Works of art make rules, rules do not make works of art.

Claude Debussy




Estevan -> RE: Musical quotes (May 8 2023 19:14:41)

Gordon Lightfoot, when asked how he wanted to be remembered:

"A fair guy. I'm not really worried about that very much, you know. I want to leave a clean campsite, when I get out of here."




mark indigo -> RE: Musical quotes (May 11 2023 22:56:00)

A person who lives in a bank is a banker.
A person who lives in a passage is a passenger.
A person who lives in a tree is a treacle tart.

Erik Satie




Estevan -> RE: Musical quotes (May 12 2023 14:35:16)

Q: In 15 seconds, what's the difference between composition and improvisation?

Steve Lacy: In fifteen seconds the difference between composition and improvisation is that in composition you have all the time you want to decide what to say in fifteen seconds, while in improvisation you have fifteen seconds.




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 3 2023 18:02:14)

"Never was a white man had the blues, 'cause nothing to worry about."

Leadbelly




Mark2 -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 1:19:03)

Kid says to jazz great Barney Kessel “Your guitar sounds great” He puts the guitar on a stand and says “ How’s it sound now?”




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 5:41:41)

The old Heifetz story goes that the master would be told frequently after concerts, “Maestro, your Stradivari sounds incredible.” In response, he would open up his case, bring his violin to his ear, shrug, and quip, “I don’t hear anything!”




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 5:46:14)

An elementary school age cellist was getting bullied by some older philistine boys on the playground. I don’t know the joke, but the punchline is “Yo,yo mama!”




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 5:50:26)

When this promising cellist grew up he attended Juilliard and met a pianist and violinist, they were Sophie - Anne Mutter and Emmanuel Ax.

Their group is called the Ax Ma Mutter Trio ~

They specialize in Death and Transfiguration




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 8:08:17)

quote:

Kid says to jazz great Barney Kessel “Your guitar sounds great” He puts the guitar on a stand and says “ How’s it sound now?”

The same joke at 15:10. Was it Les Paul who said it? Someone pointed it out in the comment section.





estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 9:48:27)

The story was made famous by Jascha Heifetz, but he might have heard it from Leopold Auer who heard it from ….




Richard Jernigan -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 4 2023 18:02:38)

I first heard the maneuver attributed to Manolo de Huelva.

While playing backstage he was approached by an expensively dressed woman, pearls and all. She said, “I would just like to say your guitar sounds so beautiful.”

Manolo lapsed into silence, then asked, “How do you like it now, Madam?”

RNJ




estebanana -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 5 2023 4:21:22)

There was this cave guy named Korg, he pounded a stick on a hollow tree stump he covered with dried fish skin. A cave lady from from the next cave over says “Korg, your hollow stump is so evocative and haunts the evening air with mysterious beauty.”

Korg stops hitting stump. “Yeah cave lady from other cave, how you like it now?”




devilhand -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 6 2023 18:44:51)

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ORIGINAL: Richard Jernigan

I first heard the maneuver attributed to Manolo de Huelva.

While playing backstage he was approached by an expensively dressed woman, pearls and all. She said, “I would just like to say your guitar sounds so beautiful.”

Manolo lapsed into silence, then asked, “How do you like it now, Madam?”

RNJ

If it's true, I've already started liking him despite his strange attitude to his fellow guitaristas. But what a player he was. His picado was ahead of its time.




Mark2 -> RE: Musical quotes (Jun. 6 2023 20:51:43)

And here I thought Kessel was a wit. I saw him play once at a dive on Powell st in SF. Late 70's or early 80's. I spoke to him on his break and he was kind of an ass. I thought such a great player doing a crap gig. But still a jerk to one of the few fans that bothered to come out. Great guitarist though....


quote:

ORIGINAL: estebanana

There was this cave guy named Korg, he pounded a stick on a hollow tree stump he covered with dried fish skin. A cave lady from from the next cave over says “Korg, your hollow stump is so evocative and haunts the evening air with mysterious beauty.”

Korg stops hitting stump. “Yeah cave lady from other cave, how you like it now?”




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