estebanana -> RE: Do you like MARMITE...?? (Oct. 25 2016 14:39:17)
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My grandfather used to steep chilis pitínes in vinegar, and put it on anything he ate, except for apple pie and chocolate cake. (My grandmother was a great baker.) Otherwise, if you couldn't put "pepper sauce" on it, he didn't eat it. I never saw him eat porridge, but he doctored up a wide variety of stuff. RNJ My kinda guy. Sometimes for breakfast I get a bowl of steaming hot fresh rice, crack a raw egg into it, put sliced jalepenos or red hot sauce on it and mix it up. Everyone around me groans and gets a look of incredulity, then says" "You're so damn Korean." __________________ If I were in the mood for fried Channel Cat, here is what might do. Get some cheap whole wheat flour, dried milk and a few pieces of cheap white bread and a few whole cloves of garlic and mix it all together with a little water kneading the bread into it. When it is a ball of wet sticky crap, I would spoon out the contents of a jar of vegemite into a bowl and knead the vegemite into the ball of floury muck. After about ten minutes of mixing it into a stout dough by adding flour, I would put it in a zip lock bag and throw in it the cooler over night to mellow and age. In the morning I would get my poles and terminal tackle together, check my lunch and wander down to the nearest lake with a good supply of big cats, river even better, because sometimes you can get a big Blue Catfish and they are feisty. I would tie on a medium size hook, probably rig a sliding sinker ahead of the hook instead of the of way of putting a pyramid sinker at the end of the line an using a dropper leader ahead of that. Thus rigged and ready I would pull out the vegemite/flour dough and walk about 20 yards up the bank and find a small tree with a crook that I can reach. I would open the bag of garlic vegemite dough and slam it into the crook of the tree, after first making sure my fishing spot is upwind of the tree. Once the dough sticks to the tree I would peel the bag back to expose most of the slimy dough and then walk back to my fishing spot. Ensconced in my selected place, I would either put on a #8 Rooster Tail spinner lure or keep my sinker hook rig and put on a fresh night crawler and throw it a modicum distance where the cats are talkin' to me. Everyone one knows Channel cats don't eat garbage and prefer a live meal if they can get it. Blue Cats are voracious predators and love a live minnow or a good sized lure, if you can get it near them. Lazy bastards, they just sit in under cut banks and wait for prey, then *snap*. Channel cats like to swim around and they respond to the sweet odor of a newly dug up worm. Cooking a channel cat is an art unto itself. The Vegemite dough you ask? Yeah, that is a sign to other fishermen to stay clear and don't get in my face while I'm fishing for cat. A channel cat would never actually bite on that stuff.
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