estebanana -> RE: Andaman Islands Padauk (Aug. 4 2014 22:55:53)
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It would be awesome if you guys were actually saying anything useful about wood. But talking about vulvas and making 5th grade double entendre, maybe kind of ....well far be it from me to say what is proper. It's really no mystery why more women don't make musical instruments. Especially guitars, which seems to be mostly a 'wood jock' activity. Wood threads are either about: "Oh hey I bought this awesome wood, it's the same wood everyone else can buy I'll start thread about it and talk about it like it's my own new discovery like I am the Christopher Colombus of the guitar making world." Or: "Oh Hey, I bought this wood and I think it is a new discovery and I am a genius and a NASA space explorer level wood discoverer, I will write an article about this wood because even though it can be bought at Home Depot, it should be widely known that is is the secret of Stradivari himself and hush hush but I AM MAKING GUITARS OF THIS RARE ( but really common wood) AND THE WILL BE SUPER SPECIAL SO ORDER ONE NOW!" Or "Oh Hey, I just bought some wood and the Latin name is SUPER PENIS ROBUSTA GEVERTSRAMINER VIAGRASOUNDUS! It is super bad ass. Have you ever played guitar made with SUPER PENIS ROBUSTA GEVERTSRAMINER VIAGRASOUNDUS! Because if you have not played on a SUPER PENIS ROBUSTA GEVERTSRAMINER VIAGRASOUNDUS! guitar then you should order one from me. Because my SUPER PENIS ROBUSTA GEVERTSRAMINER VIAGRASOUNDUS! guitar are best." So the three variants are: 1. I discovered this awesome, but quite common wood. 2. I discovered this awesome, but quite common wood. 3. I discovered this awesome , but quite common wood, but in this thread we will say the Latin name over and over so people will think we are scientificial and smarty. Then after 30 masturbatory posts about how I single handedly cross the Atlantic Ocean in a 12' foot row boat to purchase this rare Icelandic Rosewood- I discovered this awesome new Icelandick Rosewood wood, then the sex jokes come out. anyway....Good Vibes to you all.
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