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Erik van Goch -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 0:10:59)
can't argue with that :-).... but if you treat them well they can be very nice

FredGuitarraOle -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 0:35:53)
quote: but if you treat them well they can be very nice That's right my friend...

Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 1:08:16)

kudo -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 2:23:29)
quote: Grow something. [:D][:D][:D] he should grow his dick [:D]

estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 2:30:02)
quote: Meh..... Meh...

estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 2:31:27)
Guitars are really hermaphroditic.

Leñador -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 2:32:38)
That was filmed down the street from me, damn........were loaded with freaks.........

callistoluna -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 3:42:43)
Well being a lady myself I have given my guitar a masculine name however the more I play the more I think my guitar is a girl and we are fast brcoming good friends??? Does that make my guitar transgender? Lol

Leñador -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 3:47:49)
Better check the sound hole to be sure [:D]

estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 4:24:14)
A Freudian view point of a guitar would have wide hips, a sensual hole or two, and long neck it would be female. But then how many guitar swinging rock players (not all of course but you've seen them) can wear the guitar low and nasty and it becomes in effect a kind of penis extension device. The guitar has both male and female attributes, yet in the languages like Spanish that express nouns with genders, the guitar is female in gender. Then there is the old rhyme about Freudian relationships between an objects shapes and its inherent sexuality: Whether concave or convex, everything leads to sex. I think of the guitar non anthropomorphic and non gendered. It is an inanimate instrument like a surgical tool is an object. But my point of view on gender does not matter, guitar owners like boat owners will continue to give guitars cutie pie names. What I really think should be solved is what do you call a group of guitars? A herd, a bevy, a unit, a pack, a gaggle, a brace, a pod, a flight, a school.... What is group of guitars to be called?

clevblue -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 8:54:19)
A pluck, a strum? My wife isn't very musical, so she would call it a 'bore' Although she is happier now I play flamenco instead of blues all the time[;)]

bursche -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 10:09:41)
pshhhhhh...

duende -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 10:22:55)
Gibson SG, Fender Telecaster ,Anders Eliasson blanca Washburn bass ,Alhambra 7 fc oud

mark indigo -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 16:12:45)
quote: A herd, a bevy, a unit, a pack, a gaggle, a brace, a pod, a flight, a school.... What is group of guitars to be called? hmmmm.... there are some quite good ones a string of guitars? a case of guitars?

estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 20:44:48)
In England in the days of court musicians a group of viols could have been called a "chest of viols" because they were kept in things that would look like clothes chests. These collective nouns for animals would be fun to try out: http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/AnimalGroups.html Waterfowl - Knob, Plump One could say and A Knob of Electrics! Swallows - Flight, Gulp A Gulp of Ukulele! Cats (Flamencos) --Clowder, Clutter, Pounce, Dout, Nuisance, Glorying, Glare A Clowder or a Glare of Flamencos... Snails---Escargatoire, Rout, Walk An Escargatiore of Classical Guitar. * that was my Merry Christmas post Bah HAMbug *[:D][:D][:D]

Richard Jernigan -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 25 2012 23:04:55)
Six guitars in the house, a few drifting around Austin lent out to people who probably think they own them by now.... Off to Southeast Asia for the month of January. Everybody be cool and Merry Christmas! RNJ

Erik van Goch -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 25 2012 23:30:40)
quote: ORIGINAL: estebanana A Freudian view point of a guitar would have wide hips, a sensual hole or two, and long neck it would be female..... What I really think should be solved is what do you call a group of guitars? A herd, a bevy, a unit, a pack, a gaggle, a brace, a pod, a flight, a school.... What is group of guitars to be called? Depending on how you store them one might consider a "bunch" or a "stack"..... but you can also grade them on function and value: two of diamonds (a set of useless guitars), * of a kind, a street, a full house (like blanca,negra,strat,12 string and classical), a royal flush (basically a full house but at fleta level), a quarter-pack (13 guitars) a half-pack (26 guitars) and a full-pack (52 excl. the jokers)....when the last 3 mega-groups represent some higher plan (rather than being a random group of 13, 26 or 52 guitars) one might call it a quarter-half-full/set. From a Freudian point of view however one should probably just call them a "harem" :-)

manicfingers -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 26 2012 8:33:27)
A "Fretish" of guitars ?

Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 26 2012 14:35:59)
quote: A "Fretish" of guitars ? Otherwise the "Olé su cojones" playing position could not be explained. pshhahaha Which is that one: Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 26 2012 20:57:02)
Hmm, a pack guitar of frettishists posting on line. I kind of like the poker hand analogy. Aces wild could mean you have a hand with a cheapo Valencia and a Dammann in the same hand. Or Five Condes' would be a hand of jokers. Are there that many in one deck? [:D]

Erik van Goch -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 29 2012 12:35:57)
quote: ORIGINAL: estebanana I kind of like the poker hand analogy. Aces wild could mean you have a hand with a cheapo Valencia and a Dammann in the same hand. Or Five Condes' would be a hand of jokers. Are there that many in one deck? [:D] In my original setup one could argue if it should be called 5 of a kind (which i.m.o. is allowed in a guitars group hug) or maybe should be divided in 2 groups like pair of blancas/3 negras..... the jokers i planned for the useless guitars and if you indeed consider those Condes to be a useless guitars by nature this group should be called 2 of diamonds :-)

devilhand -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Jun. 10 2022 18:51:18)
I read Paco had around 30 guitars back in 1986. Conde, Ramirez and some Japanese guitar... Any information about what happened to Paco's guitars after his death?

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