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tk -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 19:53:23)

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No. Want me to? It will have to be something with no golpes, its a classical guitar of course.


Of course Ricardo. Do you play classical. I would love to hear Asturias or Recuerdos de la Alhambra on it.

I am sure you know the value of that guitar right?




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 20:06:00)

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Of course Ricardo. Do you play classical. I would love to hear Asturias or Recuerdos de la Alhambra on it.

I am sure you know the value of that guitar right?


man.. you are such a crawler... just....be direct.. Ask him to have a baby with you.




tk -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 20:21:02)

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Of course Ricardo. Do you play classical. I would love to hear Asturias or Recuerdos de la Alhambra on it.

I am sure you know the value of that guitar right?


man.. you are such a crawler... just....be direct.. Ask him to have a baby with you.



"Ask him to have a baby with you"....Scientifically, the world is not there yet, as soon as it is, I will ask him. Thanks for your smart comment.[;)]

I wish you liked the sound of the Negras, you would have loved to hear a Hauser II....Your loss.

TK




turnermoran -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 20:41:07)

16 Media Lunas, Sanchis Carpios, etc?!

Do you know how many Ferraris filled with hookers you could get for that?

[;)]




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 21:11:25)

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"Ask him to have a baby with you"....Scientifically, the world is not there yet, as soon as it is, I will ask him. Thanks for your smart comment.


According to your comments I assumed you are a transsexual (which isnt a bad thing at all...only you being one is an insult to other transsexuals) Guy appearance but born as woman. So you can get pregnant.

Do your homework next time, son.




Ricardo -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 21:26:06)

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I wish you liked the sound of the Negras, you would have loved to hear a Hauser II....Your loss.


Actually I think he played it when he was at my house last year. [;)]




tk -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 21:32:38)

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According to your comments I assumed you are a transsexual (which isnt a bad thing at all...only you being one is an insult to other transsexuals) Guy appearance but born as woman. So you can get pregnant.

Do your homework next time, son.


"Do your homework next time, son". OK PaPa.

Shoot, my secret is out now, what am I going to do? A psychic on foroflamenco revealed it. Damn, some people are born smart!




tk -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 21:36:28)

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I wish you liked the sound of the Negras, you would have loved to hear a Hauser II....Your loss.


Actually I think he played it when he was at my house last year.


Ricardo, I am afraid to respond back to your comment because Doitsujin, by reading it, might figure out now that I am actually the wonder woman.




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 22:04:44)

Be strong. psh..




C. Vega -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 22:52:49)

Grow up.




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 22:54:02)

Grow something.




callistoluna -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 20 2012 22:59:15)

Wow - some people do have a lot of guitars! and here's me thinking a second one would be too many :)




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 21 2012 0:11:46)

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16 Media Lunas, Sanchis Carpios, etc?!

Do you know how many Ferraris filled with hookers you could get for that?




hahahhhaaaa!!! :)))) Just saw that comment! Awesome!

Well ,... just 3 guitars are real in that photo.. I wonder why nobody recognizes that I photoshopped it... So for the price of the other 13 guitars....in invested into hookers and alcohol! Good choice =)




turnermoran -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 21 2012 21:21:32)

Photoshop!?!
Seriously impressive work on that front!

And a relief that you don't own all those. Making me feel sheepish about what I got:

Lineu Bravo 7 string violao (steel and nylon string classical guitar)
Chris Berkov blanca
Chris Berkov negra (brazilian/spruce)
Stephen Faulk 7 string flamenco hybrid
Carlos Pina blanca
Ibanez AF-207 7 string hollowbody
Mark Campellone Deluxe model archtop
Fender American strat
Luis Araujo bandolim (brazilian mandolin)
Luis Araujo cavaquinho
and some inherited acoustic steel string that sits in the wet storage area of my basement.. Fender?
Oh.and a "banjo-lin" - a vintage 1930's Ludwig banjo-mandolin hybrid




bursche -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 21 2012 21:26:16)

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Well ,... just 3 guitars are real in that photo.. I wonder why nobody recognizes that I photoshopped it... So for the price of the other 13 guitars....in invested into hookers and alcohol! Good choice =)


blame photoshop..typical for GAS patients.




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 1:40:13)

hahahhahahaaa




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 1:46:36)

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Damn, some people are born smart!


Yes, and you are not one of em, son.




tk -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 1:51:21)

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Damn, some people are born smart!


Yes, and you are not one of em, son.


You are a typical example of a kid who was abused and bullied by his parents.

I will end it at that, you can continue the conversation on your own from here on, kido!

TK




Doitsujin -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 2:19:15)

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You are a typical example of a kid who was abused and bullied by his parents.

I will end it at that, you can continue the conversation on your own from here on, kido!

TK


You think to know that from your own kid I assume,.. but n=1 is not convincing, son.




estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 2:22:34)

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And a relief that you don't own all those. Making me feel sheepish about what I got:

Lineu Bravo 7 string violao (steel and nylon string classical guitar)
Chris Berkov blanca
Chris Berkov negra (brazilian/spruce)
Stephen Faulk 7 string flamenco hybrid
Carlos Pina blanca
Ibanez AF-207 7 string hollowbody
Mark Campellone Deluxe model archtop
Fender American strat
Luis Araujo bandolim (brazilian mandolin)
Luis Araujo cavaquinho
and some inherited acoustic steel string that sits in the wet storage area of my basement.. Fender?
Oh.and a "banjo-lin" - a vintage 1930's Ludwig banjo-mandolin hybrid


Gassy guitar whore. ^[:D]




estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 2:31:47)

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According to your comments I assumed you are a transsexual (which isnt a bad thing at all...only you being one is an insult to other transsexuals) Guy appearance but born as woman. So you can get pregnant.

Do your homework next time, son.


Medically speaking a transsexual or transgender can mean a person who has breasts and a penis, but who cannot get pregnant. It also means a person who is either a complete born male or female, but they identify as the other. A transexual person may or may not in fact be able to get pregnant according to which plumbing is installed at birth.

However a true Hermaphrodite is a person who has both male and female reproductive organs and can get pregnant.

If you watched enough Almodovar and Rocky Horror you would know this.

This here would be an example or yer sweet little transexual.



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estebanana -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 2:39:34)

And whomever reproduces with Ricardo the chances of The Falseta Gene being passed to the children is high.

Generations of Gitanos have shown the Falseta Gene is not a recessive, but a dominant trait.




turnermoran -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 22 2012 6:51:02)

Guilty as charged. Though in my defense, I actually use them all. Though not equally.
Especially that mystery guitar in the wet basement. [:'(]




mark indigo -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 23 2012 13:40:47)

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Medically speaking....
i thought you were being serious....

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If you watched enough Almodovar and Rocky Horror you would know this.
then i thought you were joking....

but really i can't tell.

the guy in the pic is a transvestite, or cross-dresser (which is a literal translation), ie. dressing as the opposite sex. Men dressing as women getting pregnant? no

a transsexual is someone who is psychologically the opposite sex to their physical sex, usually wanting to or going through a sex change via a period of hormone treatment before surgery. A man having surgery to make him a women would be not able to get pregnant, neither would a woman having surgery to become a man.

I think transgender is the same as transsexual

but technically sex and gender are different. Sex is being physically male or female, while gender is to do with masculinity and femininity, so more to do with feelings and behaviour.

Hermaphrodite (literally Hermes and Aphrodite combined) is biologically having both male and female reproductive organs. In humans it is not very useful as there are different mixtures of hormones and organs that are now usually referred to as "intersex" - some might be able to get pregnant but generally unlikely. Often people born "intersex" have surgery as infants to align them to one gender or the other, though many are unhappy with the outcome as adults.




FredGuitarraOle -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 23 2012 15:51:24)

Simply amazing the course this topic has taken...




Erik van Goch -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 23 2012 22:28:25)

Yes...quite a transformation isn't it :-)




mark indigo -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 23 2012 23:24:33)

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quite a transformation isn't it :-)
[:D]

yeah, quick, someone derail the thread by talking about flamenco




FredGuitarraOle -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 23 2012 23:37:16)

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yeah, quick, someone derail the thread by talking about flamenco

Yeah, good idea. Random question everyone, how many guitars do you have? [:)]




Erik van Goch -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 23 2012 23:41:04)

How about the (lack of) gender status of those guitars....some tent to see the female curves in it and even give them a female name :-)

i have 5 (genderless) guitars.




FredGuitarraOle -> RE: how many guitars do you have? (Dec. 24 2012 0:02:11)

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How about the (lack of) gender status of those guitars....some tent to see the female curves in it and even give them a female name :-)

From my point of view, guitars are females. In fact, from my experience, guitars are just like women. The really complicated ones.




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