Ron.M -> RE: What tools do i need? (Aug. 16 2010 18:42:39)
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What tools do i need? Ummm....Basically, just a coal hammer and a bread-knife, unless you're planning making something fancy. [:D] When I was in my early 20's, I was playing a couple of things at a New Year party and a particularly attractive blonde lady (with a really neat bod [8D]) started chatting to me. She was in her mid-30's and said that her ex-husband had built her daughter a guitar, but they weren't quite sure how to tune it...so could I help? She said he was a useless husband, but was pretty good at woodwork. Anyway, she gave me a very passionate and sexy kiss at the stroke of midnight...so I said............ "Um..OK....Yeah..sure!". So she gave me her address and I went along the next day (with hope in my heart[8D])... Jeezus! This thing was built to Military specifications and weighed about 25 kilos!... Not only that...but the fingerboard went the wrong way round!! [:D] (ie the narrow frets were at the nut end and got wider towards the 12th fret!!) Also the strings weren't "normal", but.. like...had 2 wound E strings and the rest just plain B strings..wtf?? I didn't know what to say.... Then the front door opened and her current (big) boyfriend came in [:@] He glowered at me suspiciously and she explained that it was OK.. I had just come to help tune the guitar.... I can't remember exactly how it finished...but I kinda mumbled something about it needing a set of proper strings and left F...ing pronto... Happy days! [:D][:D] cheers, Ron
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