RE: the petty greivence thread...dont forget to bring popcorn

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el ted

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Ron.M)

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Pimientito

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From: Marbella

RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to el ted)

Ah..zat ees beecause you eat ze roast beef and only make zee love on saturday! We are bigger zan you an' ave better wezzer. We invented lingerie!! We are your "bete noir" ne ce'pas?

I hate that I dont have a matching pair of socks without holes.
I hate that my fingernails aren't stronger
I hate game show hosts - all off them
I hate that you cant get peanut butter flavour chewing gum
I hate getting the crud off my fretboard
I HATE HATE HATE celery, pointless bloody vegetable

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 3 2007 11:06:40

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 3 2007 11:10:10

Pimientito

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Guest)

Enough of your sexual preferences!

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 3 2007 11:29:52

John O.

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Pimientito)

I wonder if there's a relative in the family names Richard?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 3 2007 11:40:23

hassurbanipal

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From: belgium

RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to el ted)

I hate compas and me trying to play it....

I hate the forum because it is mostly out of compas....
But I'm not planning to leave because sometimes I love being out of compas.
Did someone say compas?

Florian and Toddk, Do you know celebrety death match?

possible to do this on the forum?
no words, just fists !!!
in compas ofcourse,.......
Love the subject and the discussion

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 3 2007 13:50:19

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to hassurbanipal)

quote:

Florian and Toddk, Do you know celebrety death match?

i think we should all chip in and fly Todd into adelaide so they can spend some time together, go out and stuff, a rekindle theyre friendship.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 4 2007 1:51:10

HemeolaMan

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Ailsa)

thanks nueva tia ailsa !

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 4 2007 5:21:00

henrym3483

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to HemeolaMan)

some recent i hate moments

sitting in a packed bus full of students and then some guy leaves out a jack the ripper of a fart that assaults the nasal senses like being nose-raped by a filthy dungy smelling donkey, plus it was loud which compounded the gross out factor.

people short changing me

students hiding books in the library.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 4 2007 23:59:54

HemeolaMan

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to henrym3483)

was it one of htose farts that smells like a mildewy dish rag covered in peanut butter and swamp murk?

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 5 2007 4:16:11

Guest

RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to HemeolaMan)

this thred has really gone to the dogs

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 5 2007 12:44:03

HemeolaMan

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Guest)

yeah, but at least its friendly moping! think of it as bonding thru unpleasant experiences and growing as a complete human being. emotional development.

and poo jokes.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 6 2007 3:07:39

Guest

RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to HemeolaMan)

imagine the world with no poo jokes

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 7 2007 6:16:41

HemeolaMan

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Guest)

man, no poo jokes would leave me with few things to talk about.... i'm so out classed here with flamenco knowledge its like all i have is poo jokes.

though i must admit i have come up with some interesting and highly intellectual theories on the proper angle of rotation on bathroom practice.

though poo related, not a poo joke.

i think i have another grievance coming on!!!!!

I have juries on monday and thursday, and I can't even play the pieces!!! I am no piano player why must i be adjudicated!!! although i am a guitarsit, that one makes sense.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 7 2007 6:36:03

Guest

RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to HemeolaMan)

did u ever fart in a crowded elevator, thats funny. there has to be at least 3 people including yourself though cause if its just u and one other person they know it was u

actually its best with just 3 cause everyone ends up looking at each really suspiciously, its like the end scene in 'the good, the bad and the ugly'

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 7 2007 7:05:43

Guest

RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Guest)

you have to have a good poker face

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 7 2007 7:15:43

HemeolaMan

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to Guest)

i love to fart in places where you can stare someone down, and because they know you wont own up, and everyone is looking at them, they confess to it. that is THE ULTIMATE BEST

i'm going to go get in an elevator and score some tacos while im at it... except its like 1 am right now, so i think i'll just get in bed lol

and when i wake up, you can bet, i will herald the coming of dawn with my butt bugle!!! jk jk

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Dec. 7 2007 7:50:04

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RE: the petty greivence thread...don... (in reply to HemeolaMan)

a philisophical question: when is a fart NOT funny?