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TANúñez
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From: TEXAS
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 RE: Who is the butt of your jokes? (in reply to fevictor)
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That's an interesting question fevictor. Here in the US, I don't think we single out any particular country because we are a melting pot of many nationalities. I hear jokes about Mexicans, African American's, Puerto Rican's, Polish, Americans, you name it. Anyone who lives here is game. We even joke about people who live in different states within the US. Texans, New Yorkers, Californians,. To take it even further, occupations as well. Attorney's, Doctors, Politicians. Everyone is the butt of jokes here.
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Date Dec. 5 2009 5:22:38
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c
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From: manitoba, canada
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RE: Who is the butt of your jokes? (in reply to fevictor)
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A Saskatchewan farmer and his wife, on their way back home in January, are at the airport in New York awaiting their flight.
They are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, etc.. An older couple standing nearby is intrigued by their manner of dress.
The wife says to the husband: "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from."
He replies: "How would I know?"
She counters: "You could go and ask them."
He says: "I don't really care. You want to know, you go and ask them."
She decides to do just that and walks over to the couple and asks, " Excuse me.
Looking at your dress, I wondered where you're from."
The farmer replies: " Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
The woman returns to her husband who asks: "So, where are they from?"
She replies: "I don't know. They don't speak English"
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Date Dec. 5 2009 22:45:02
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Ron.M
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From: Scotland
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RE: Who is the butt of your jokes? (in reply to c)
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Last one I heard had a kinda "Jerry Springer" theme...
A single-parent woman is at the Welfare Benefits Office.
The Benefit's Officer asks, " Do you have any children?"
The woman replies, "Aye....ten."
"Oh, I see", says the Benefits Officer, "Can I have their names please?"
Woman says, "Yeah...it's Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"So they're all called Wayne?", says the Benefits Officer..."Doesn't that make life a little confusing?"
"Nah", says the woman, "If anything it makes it easier, because when their dinner's ready, I just stick my head oot the back door and shout, 'Hey Wayne!...Yer dinner's on the table'."
"Yes, but what if you want to speak to one of them individually?", asks the Benefits Officer.
"Och, nae problem", says the woman..
"I just call them by their Father's surname...."
cheers,
Ron
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Date Dec. 6 2009 11:37:29
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