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The art of written Proposals
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Dudnote
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RE: The art of written Proposals (in reply to Ruphus)
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ORIGINAL: Ruphus The amassing of hilariously humorous chaps here makes me missing Ron one more time. Since you asked so nicely Dear Fellow Forowers, I wish to inform you that I consider you to be a humourless bunch of degenerate human beings, a quality which I consider increasingly omnipresent if not attractive. Frankly, the world is filled with far too many humourless hip swinging rumba liking people, though some of you are far more serious about your music, enough so that we can indeed enjoy a joke or two once in a while. I find myself daydreaming about making love to that young Conde lady over a bag of her finest orange wood shavings. Your hands are like hers in so many delicate ways even if at times your wit reminds me of rotting fish. Nonetheless, I would happily pretend that you were her and propose that we elope together, hand in delicate hand, in order to live out our deepest fantasies of extracting orange splinters from each others otherwise peach-white buttocks, I can only hope you feel the same, for the joy of deep splinter extraction is pure and profound, otherwise we might need much alcohol to overcome the fact you only look faintly like her even when you wear a dress. I eagerly anticipate your candid reply. Sincerely, your eagerly-eloping polkadotted-buttocks orange-Conde-splinter remover, Ruphus
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