Spanish (Mexican) Joke

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Escribano

Posts: 6415
Joined: Jul. 6 2003
From: England, living in Italy

Spanish (Mexican) Joke

Made me laugh...

La hija regresa a casa después de años de haberse ido.
Llora desconsoladamente, pues sabe que a su familia, muy católica y de misa, no le va a gustar lo que les tiene que decir.

Su padre le pregunta:
- ¿Dónde estuviste tanto tiempo, sin siquiera escribir?
¡Desgraciada! ¡No sabes cuánto ha sufrido tu pobre madre!
- Perdón, papá, pero es que me he vuelto prostituta...
- ¿Cómo? ¿Qué? ¡Lárgate inmediatamente de esta casa!¡Desvergonzada, inmoral, perversa... mala hija!
¡¡Sabes perfectamente que en nuestra casa somos Católicos practicantes, eres una sinvergüenza!!
- Papá, ya me voy... lo siento, te comprendo. Pensaba que me perdonarías y venía a regalarles este abrigo de mink y darle a mi mamá las escrituras de la casa en la Riviera Francesa, una cuenta de $500.000 dólares para los estudios de mi hermano... y a ti, papito, este reloj Rolex con diamantes y también un Porche Turbo modelo 2009, color negro, que está en la puerta.

- Hijita, ¿en qué dijiste que te has convertido?
- En prostituta, papá.
- ¡Uf... qué susto! ¡Entendí Protestante! Pasa,cariño,pasa...!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 29 2009 10:50:24

Arash

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From: Iran (living in Germany)

RE: Spanish (Mexican) Joke (in reply to Escribano)

I just understood Papa, Mama, my brother, 500000 Dollars , diamonds, a Rolex and black colored Porsche Turbo and a Hooker.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 29 2009 10:57:46

Escribano

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Joined: Jul. 6 2003
From: England, living in Italy

RE: Spanish (Mexican) Joke (in reply to Arash)

quote:

I just understood Papa, Mama, my brother, 500000 Dollars , diamonds, a Rolex and black colored Porsche Turbo and a Hooker.

Ahh, the story of my life.... except my Porsche was inky blue

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 29 2009 11:03:09

Arash

Posts: 4495
Joined: Aug. 9 2006
From: Iran (living in Germany)

RE: Spanish (Mexican) Joke (in reply to Escribano)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Escribano

quote:

I just understood Papa, Mama, my brother, 500000 Dollars , diamonds, a Rolex and black colored Porsche Turbo and a Hooker.

Ahh, the story of my life.... except my Porsche was inky blue

Mine too, except 500000 dollars, diamonds, the rolex, the Porsche..........and (well , i dont want to lie here LoL)

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 29 2009 11:13:25

gj Michelob

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Joined: Nov. 7 2008
From: New York City/San Francisco

RE: Spanish (Mexican) Joke (in reply to Escribano)

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En prostituta, papá.
- ¡Uf... qué susto! ¡Entendí Protestante! Pasa,cariño,pasa...!

Que classico... me gusto' muchissimo, gracias Escribano.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 29 2009 15:12:21

at_leo_87

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Joined: Aug. 30 2008
From: Boston, MA, U.S.A

RE: Spanish (Mexican) Joke (in reply to Escribano)

thank you, simon and thank you google translator. lol.
i now have new words to add to my elementary level spanish vocabulary (prostituta, desgraciada...)

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 30 2009 4:54:52