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val

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From: London

Joke

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takitaka

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RE: Joke (in reply to val)

A Flat miner

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val

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Ron.M

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From: Scotland

RE: Joke (in reply to val)

I heard a stupid one on the radio this morning.

Two guys are out hunting in the forest.

Suddenly one of them grabs his chest in agony and falls to the ground and is unconcious.

His mate in a panic calls the Emergency Services on his mobile....

"Help!....it's my friend....I think he's had a heart attack....I think he's dead.....I don't know what to do..."

"Calm down...calm down ", says the Operator, "Can you speak slowly and clearly and calmly so we can get all the information we need. First of all, is he actually dead? "

"I think so", says the panicking friend, "I'm pretty sure".

"Then can you positively make sure he's dead", says the Operator.

The phone goes quiet for a few seconds and she hears a loud gunshot.

The guy then comes to the phone and says, "OK, he's dead."

cheers,

Ron

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2009 8:21:48

bursche

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Joined: Jul. 19 2007
From: Frankfurt, Germany

RE: Joke (in reply to Ron.M)

Two cows meet on the street.

"It's christmas tomorrow."

"Nah, I'm not going, I'll stay at home"

Somehow I've always liked that one.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2009 9:39:03

Ailsa

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From: South East England

RE: Joke (in reply to bursche)

A contribution from my kids

what's a nuclear scientist's favourite meal?

Fission chips

geddit?!!

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2009 11:09:36

edguerin

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From: Siegburg, Alemania

RE: Joke (in reply to val)

quote:

Fission chips

That only works in GB

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2009 13:20:15

farteindj

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Joined: Mar. 7 2007
From: Norway

RE: Joke (in reply to val)

And if you want A flat major, you can just drop your piano over a military camp.

Farus

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gj Michelob

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From: New York City/San Francisco

RE: Joke (in reply to Ailsa)

Another children’s innocent one, I recently collected in Venice, Italy, from my brothers kids.

On a dark stormy Venetian night, a nun is crossing a bridge over the windy canal, her black cloak and robe flattering and snapping in the wind.
A drunk spots her and waits until she’s close enough; then jumps out and punches her knocking her down and out. As the nun lies unconscious at his feet, the drunk disappointedly complains:
“hic- I thought you’d be stronger than that... Batman!!”

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Mar. 22 2009 16:44:59