gj Michelob -> RE: A tirar flores (Jan. 24 2009 6:39:48)
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lets test some bad pick up lines on you not that theres any good ones out there lol how is this... walk up to a girl and say " ok I am here ...what are your other 2 wishes ?" Our Mediterranean vanities are vastly betrayed, dear Florian… did you realize that you and I are the only two jerks who have provided the Forum with our own face? It may speak volumes of our characters, may it not? I have heard from my fellow Italians some of the dumbest pick-up lines, and have drawn a simple yet useful conclusion: it does not really matter what you say. The selected battle-theater (approaching a lady on the street, at a bar or party) ultimately also does not matter. We are judged within seconds of approaching (and most of the time even before we do that, while we are building a heart-beat zero salivation and pump adrenaline, while staring at her). Yet “you are beautiful” or any variation thereof maybe the least advisable “attack”. One should come in knowing that the music started already, there is a rhythm to follow and adjust to…. You do not come in on 1 but on 3. My personal theory, based on such premises, is that one should use a variety of overlapping lines as in “sorry I was staring at you, there is a Mozart concert tomorrow, and I noticed how well you coordinated your pearls with the outfit, I hate matching things, and believe in blending, you must either work in fashion or subscribe to all those glossy magazines; oh boy, I did not realize how shy I am really, I hope you like classical music? or I will bore you to death” and so on… Now break it down into a few basics, the apparently chaotic assortment of lines supplies a general sense that the approaching threat is a sophisticated yet normal man, confident enough to attack but restrained and confused a trifle. There are now pending several subjects a lady could engage, fashion, classical music, dating and pick-up lines… you distributed compliments, but in a indirect fashion, an always sound approach with women, in my humble experience. But the world may have changed since I got married twelve years ago, and still counting.
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