Ricardo -> RE: This pisses me really off (Jun. 21 2007 14:10:10)
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@ Ricardo. You made me curious about the voodoo experience. Won't you tell us about it ? Well, that is just it. I DON'T talk about it anymore, or things start happening, coincidences. So to be safe, I just say it is a bunch of crap. [;)] There was a joke my grandmother told me when I was a kid. There was a flood, and this very religious guy was convince he would be "saved" from the disaster. As the water came in to his house, he climbed up to his roof to wait to be saved. A boat came by and asked the guy to jump in. THe guy said "no, no, I am praying and god will save me". So the water kept coming and an hour later another boat came. "Jump in!" they said. Again the guy said no, god would save him. Finally the house went under and he was treading water. A helicopter came by and threw a rope, but still the guy said "no, god is going to save me!". So the guy drowns. He goes to heaven and kneeling before god he asks "lord, I prayed, but why didn't you save me from the flood?". God said, "well, I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter idiot!!".
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