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estebanana -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 27 2020 16:00:06)

Ann Chovy was dating Marlin Brando, he offered her marriage but she rejected herring because she was really in love with Amber Jack. You know the fact that they wore mullets should have alerted Marlin to the fact they were lesbians. To console himself he visited Nicholson and drank a bit, but couldn’t stay long because Jack smelt.

Marlin found a clothes pin and clamped it on his bill, eventually he got used to Jack even though he smelt. Marlin cried to his mahi mahi when Nicholson suggested they take a fishing trip together. Marlin says “ Hey Jack what should we fish for?”

Nicholson replied “ Red drum Red drum”

Marlin ended the friendship then and there. He decided to visit Francis Ford Coppola who was sympathetic. Francis says “Marlin let’s listen to some Julian Bream and drink a glass of Burbot. I’m going to introduce you to a girl named Ling and you’ll forget about what a Bullhead Jack is and you’ll get off your Amber Alert.”

Marlin said yes Francis, high time I stopped blubbering like a blue whale.



Piwin -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 29 2020 4:31:23)

Suddenly, Jacques Cousteau emerged from the waters near the peer.

- Aie eurd evereezing. Forget ze Ling wooman. You know Susie? No-soosee Susie? I ook you up.
- No sushi?
- No, no-soosee. Soosee mean weury, problem in Franche. S-O-U-C-I. Soosee. No soosee, no problem.
- Ah, I see.
- You see, no soosee with Susie. Ande she make good sushi.
- Wait, what?
- No soosee with Susie and Susie's sushi. She make icy sushi. Veree goude. No-soosee Susie's icy sushi, you see?
- Perhaps I've met her before. What's her last name?
- Shissou. Susie Shissou. She's sous-chef at restaurant.
- This is getting weird, Jarcques.
- Non non non. Not weird. Veree goude. We go now. To hotel. I bring you to icy-sushi no-soosee sous-chef Susie Shissou's suite now.

And so they went. To icy-sushi no-souci sous-chef Susie Shissou's suite that is.



Ricardo -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 29 2020 16:54:02)

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And so they went. To icy-sushi no-souci sous-chef Susie Shissou's suite that is.


Sweet.



RobF -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 30 2020 14:54:56)

You guys need help. I mentioned this thread to a doctor friend I know, and he said he’d be happy to hold some online group therapy sessions as a favour to the Foro, not for free, but cheap. He said payment in the form of a couple of good seafood dinners would be fine.

So, basically, not pro bono, more like squid pro quo.



estebanana -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 30 2020 16:24:15)

So the doctor is willing to conduct grouper therapy in a sliding scale? That’s going to dump his net profits into the deep



RobF -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 30 2020 16:47:59)

He’s one of those carp diem kind of guys. He said he’s open to pretty well any style of seafood preparation, as long as it’s not too pungent.



Piwin -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 30 2020 19:27:58)

That doctor is a kind shoal.



estebanana -> RE: New Russian guitar supply outfit (Aug. 30 2020 23:10:41)

I’m beginning to have remoras for these puns, but I think I’ll skate by.



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