ernandez R -> RE: A biographical drama film about Paco's life (Jun. 10 2020 21:48:44)
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ORIGINAL: Piwin The movie begins with the god Huehuecoyotl sitting on a throne, in a dark underground temple, holding the golden coin of the Holy Rasgwado, which he stole from an unnamed gitano deity some decades ago. The movie shifts to Andalucia, where, for decades now, nobody has been able to play a decent rasgwado and nobody can figure out why. As a result, flamenco is dying. One day, while a young Paco is playing at the beach with his friends, a wave carries him off. He is washed ashore next to a cave entrance. When he goes inside, he finds an old hooded figure that explains that he is a priest of the gitano deity who lost the Holy Rasgwado coin, that if Paco found this place, it meant that he had been chosen to retrieve the coin. He explains how the coin was stolen by Huehuecoyotl and is now somewhere in Mexico. Paco is determined to bring back the coin and revive flamenco. He has no money to fly to Mexico, so with his friends he steals a Semana Santa float, and equips it with a flight engine powered by olive oil. They cross the Atlantic on their flying machine and land near Cancun. The city is already gentrified and overrun with young Americans there to indulge in carnal delights. Paco's friends succumb to the temptation and he must continue alone. Walking through the wilderness, he is attacked by a gang but defends himself with the old trope of having a machine gun in his guitar case. Still, there are too many of them. Paco runs. He stumbles down a steep slope and falls in a hole lying at the bottom. There, he enters the dream realm. Huehuecoyotl is there. They have a brief fight using guitar strings as whips, but Huehuecoyotl overpowers the young Paco. He then presents Paco with a choice: retrieve the coin, thus bringing back the power of rasgwado to Andalucia, but live a life touring the world and living in hotels, or leave without the coin but taking 100 million dollars and a house on the coast, to live the remainder of his days as he pleases. Paco chooses the latter. Paco then becomes a professional spearfisher. He is seen with a large amount of young ladies in skimpy clothing. The last scene is Huehuecoyotl standing in front of a massive vending machine with the words "Youtube" written on it. He puts the coin into the vending machine, presses a button, and waits. The coin is melted by the machine and distributed into various bottles already containing other liquids. Huehuecoyotl bends down to retrieve his purchase. It is a non-descript beverage. The bottle just says "world music". He drinks, says "man, that really hit the spot". The end. Would think,you are secretly Robert Rodriguez the film director, in fact the only thing missing is the alternative ending: the bottle is actually piss warm Chongo and embossed across the bottle bottom: no deposit no return. And world music? It is what you tell your friends at the party that you listen to so they don't kick you out of the clothes optional hot tub and away from the coke dusting the table tops? What's interesting is I've never seen PDL in photos or videos souronded by buxom babes or teeny-bopper groupies? It was hinted up thread that he got more ass then a toilet seat? Does he have children? Has he hidden them in nameless orphanages so they don't contract the Flamenco. Thinking there is a number of froidian subplots here... HR
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