Piwin -> RE: Mammoth ivory (Dec. 29 2017 15:45:19)
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Maybe I ask Morante if there is any Toro horn left over from a bullfight [:D][8D] I'm thinking of getting a guitar made out of the wood of the Llangernyw yew (seriously Welsh people, you gotta start taking it easy with the consonants....) Nut, pegs, frets and saddle out of elephant ivory, rosette inlaid with blood diamonds from Liberia and strings made out of white rhino gut. To go with it, I'd like a case with the outer side from the skin of a white rhino, and the inside covered in the fur of an ourangutan. For accessories, I'd like a cejilla made from the beak of a blue-throated macaw and, of course, a coal-powered metronome. And for a tuner, I'd like a wolf in a tiny cage (got to be portable...) trained to howl an A when you poke it with a stick. Anybody got a problem with that? [:D]
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