Richard Jernigan -> RE: Most aggressive flamenco guitar? (Apr. 11 2017 22:32:48)
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ORIGINAL: estebanana I'm not doubting your account, but I must inquire in the interests of my research where you had the Fernandez' authenticated? To my knowledge, correct me if I am in error, but Brunoffskavich of Helsinki is the only shop in the world with the expertise to authenticate with absolute certainty. I would be very interested to hear the in depth the provenancial account behind your Santos Fernandez acquisitions. Can you also speak about the rumors that the early Pre War Santos Fernandez guitars were or are stored in perpetuity in the Jerningan Suites Conservation Lab? Two of the instruments in question were indeed authenticated by Brunoffskavich, but the attention of the White House was attracted by the appraisal of the third by Alex Jones, a world renowned radio commentator who lives here in Austin. Jones does not make an effort to play up his guitar expertise. Indeed he attributes it to occult revelations from space aliens. He noticed that the instrument in question was strung up with gut strings, since it was a pre-WW II model. Upon further consultation with his sources, Jones learned that the strings were not made of sheep gut. Rather they were made from the intestines of a horse ridden during the conquest of Kievan Russia by Genghis Khan's grandson Subotai. This is believed to be a significant source of the guitar's aggressiveness. The Administration found this information highly significant, and I was approached by a portly gentleman with a thick Slavic accent, saying he was a White House agent. Jones vouched for him. I was unwilling to sell the gut-strung instrument, but under considerable pressure from the White House agent I offered the other two. The deal went through when Jones was able to secure two further sets of authentic Subotai strings. I understand that before setting out for Moscow, Tillerson had a couple of lessons with John Kerry, who taught him to play the theme from Lecuona's Malagueña. RNJ
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