Richard Jernigan -> RE: Two brothers' farms (Apr. 3 2014 5:13:47)
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We lived for a while in a small neighborhood south of the Lousiana State University campus in Baton Rouge. There was a neighborhood association. Gaines B., our next door neighbor and contemporary (early 30s in the early 1970s) was a civic minded fellow. For his pains he got elected President of the association, not a job he particularly wanted. The next day after the election was Saturday. As usual we sat for a while in the back yard with a cold beer. Gaines told of the handoff from the previous President, a guy in his late 60s. The old President said, "3:30 or 4:00 AM is a good time to go around checking license plates." "Um, what would be the purpose of that?" Gaines asked. "Well, you don't want someone sleeping with the wrong woman when her husband's away." "So what did you say, Gaines?" I asked. "Not a thing. Nodded my head and went on to the next subject." "So what if they ask for a report at the next monthly meeting, on who is sleeping with whom?" "Dammit, Richard, I haven't thought that far ahead yet." Now there's a neighborhood watch web app. Fortunately I live in one of the safest neighborhoods in Austin, partly because many people think it is in Williamson County, rather than Travis County, where it really is. Williamson County has a long standing reputation for being tough on crime. A couple of months after my daughter became Appeals Prosecutor and second in command or the Williamson County District Attorney's Office (she's in private practice now) I asked her at lunch whether she had any good stories. "Yes. This guy robbed a bank in a little town a couple of counties north of here. The cops got onto him much sooner than he thought they would. They were chasing him south on I-35. When they got into Williamson County they pretty much had him surrounded. He got on his cell phone and said that if they would just let him get to Travis County, he would stop and give himself up. Guy wasn't bright enough to know he was going to be tried in the county where he robbed the bank, but he sure didn't want to be tried in Williamson County." RNJ
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