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guitarbuddha -> Headlines (Dec. 22 2013 14:11:45)
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Inspired by the recent 'Traditional Flamenco is Dead' thread I thought it might be a good idea to savour some of the classic tabloid headlines of the year.
However I take great care to avoid reading newspapers so I will, as is my habit, simply make things up.
From the Daily Mail.
RECENT EVENTS JUSTIFY XENOPHOBIA
and from the Gaurdian
NEW STUDY INDICATES MIDDLE CLASS ANGST IS WARRANTED
from the Sun
STUDY SHOWS ANGST POINTLESS
and from the TV and Radio Times
POOR PEOPLE THANK MIDDLE CLASS GURUS FOR LOWBROW BROWBEATING
And from the Online Times
TROLL FEEDERS UNTHANKED
D.
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