estebanana -> RE: An Artist Character to My Personal Taste (Oct. 16 2013 5:03:23)
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Actually Bansky copied another guy who already did that in front of the Whitney Museum of Art. Bansky is a kind s like a conceptual grifter, but his only stock in trade is that he's vapid. And he sells that as the grift. It's ironic, but he hit on the tail end of the ironic as a gimmick or play in art. _____________________________________________________ Ring ring, 2005 calling: Hello this is Bansky, Hi Bansky , this is the year 2005, were calling to let you know your 15 minutes are up. Bansky: But, but I... 2005: No buts Banster, you've over extended your one trick pony and now were mucking out the stalls. Bansky: 2005! What an insult! How dare you tell me I'm done. 2005: Fact are facts Banster, you never reinvented yourself and you're dragging out those tired old saggy tits whenever you can get some new guys to gawk at your side walk peep show. Bansky: Screw you 2005, they made a movie about me, that makes me impotent, I mean important. 2005: Uh, um yeah, they made a movie about the Beatles called Yellow Submarine, but that does not mean John Lennon lives in an octopussies garden anymore. You see Banster, you're not a great artist, you're second hand hack, with an art school gimmick that you never lost. You've never done anything with any substantive content, you're all about simple conceptual plys based around your ego. Fact is you can't even cut a good stencil. Did you hear me? Huh Bansky, you can't even cut a good fukcing stencil and you want more than 15 minutes? Greedy bastard. Bansky: Two Zero Zero Five! You are the most insolent year on the Gregorian Calendar -I hate- I hate you -I hate you. Jewish year 5774 calling, Hey 2005 what shaking baby? 2005: Sup 5774? Bansky thinks he's got some game, but I'm putting my foot down. 5774: Really, you're kidding he's still at it? Stop, you're killing me over here. I have not seen any acts that repeat them selves over and over since I worked in that summer camp in the Catskills. 2005: Yeah tell me about it. Ring ring: Heisei 25 year calling, herro, herro? herro anybody here? 2005: Konnichiwa Heisei, how is the Emperor these days? Heisei 25: Emperor fine, worried much about Bansky. 5774: Oi vay, the Emperor is upset about this? Heisei 25, Oh not so mush, I am worried over Bansky personnary. He is reminding me of Tea Party in USA. 2005: How so Heisei? Heisei 25: Oh Bansky try to pull wool over eyes of public, in Japan we say yank someones crank. Like Tea Party, they know nothing about real tea so why they call themself Tea Party? They not even fun at having party. 5774: Yeah the Tea Party is about as much fun as a blind mohel in a nursery school. Heisei 25: Ha ha 5774 you make good joke. We used to have many knife jokes, but samurai cut off head, not able to laugh. HA HA that was a joke. 2005: Very interesting Heisei you draw a comparison between the American Tea Party and Bansky. I suppose it is an apt comparison. One calls it self Tea, but does not know how come together to meet others at the party, and Banstud hangs out all by himself wagging his painted weenie on the street corner. Heisei 25: ha ha ha 2005 you are very funky year and funky thinkier. I think samurai not cut your head off. ah ah that was joking again. 5774: Well what are going to so with Banstud? Throw him a bris? Heisei 25: What is this Bris, some kind of fish cake? or fried squid rings? 2005: No Heisei bris is not fish cake or noodles. Bris is a.....all samurai party Jewish style, only leave your own salami at home. HA ha that was a joke 5774. get it? 5774: Oh gee 2005 you're getting as obvious as Banturd. Ok let's say we just ignore him? Maybe like a gassy fart he'll just blow way soon. Heisei 25, Oh I know most honorable fart joke about emperor. But cannot tell in publick or get head cut off by samurai. haha Stupid American always fall for it. Am I yanking your crank? leave salami at home....see I understand joke about bris. 2005: I think we are waiting for Bansky to go. 5774: You mean waiting for Godot to go? Heisei 25, Ha ha I go back to Osaka to Russian dancing girl lover and make the beckett of it. 5774: What were we talking about anyway? 2005: Thumbnails and Super Glue? 5774: Gefiltefish. 2005: Gesundheit!
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