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BarkellWH -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 9 2013 15:46:25)
quote: Agree with you Grisha.... I can't imagine anyone's motive to play guitar to be to pickup chicks .... I think some of you are taking this thread far too seriously. My take on it is that most of the comments (including mine above) were made half facetiously. I doubt that anyone on the Foro plays guitar only to pick up chicks. Maybe when we were 17 years old.... Cheers, Bill

NormanKliman -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 17:37:01)
quote: You are sexier when carrying a guitar Only to women who haven't dated a guitar player yet.

gj Michelob -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 17:54:33)
NromanKliman wrote:"Only to women who haven't dated a guitar player yet." Wow.... that was coldly profound, Norman

Leñador -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 18:05:11)
quote: Only to women who haven't dated a guitar player yet. I've noticed the large majority of women I've dated, dated musicians in the past, like maybe 90%. I don't think women learn that quickly [:D]

athrane77 -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 18:19:05)
Ah come on guys, tell me something new [8D]

FredGuitarraOle -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 18:30:48)
quote: Ah come on guys, tell me something new Hot women don't poop.

gj Michelob -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 18:32:24)
quote: I don't think women learn that quickly Brilliant and witty come back, mitigating Norman's pessimistic perspective....[;)]

NormanKliman -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 21:54:03)
Cold? Pessimistic? The ladies know...

RibNibbler -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 21:57:16)
get a puppy. the ladies love puppies.

Leñador -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 10 2013 23:13:33)
quote: get a puppy. the ladies love puppies. This is true, the smaller and fluffier the better. I babysit a couple dogs here and there and when I walk the pit bull girls look right past me, when I walk the fluffy white rodent type dog they go nuts, "awwwwwww! What's her name????" Then I go "What's your name? I play the guitar!" Lol jk.....kinda...

Arash -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 11 2013 6:17:59)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lenador quote: get a puppy. the ladies love puppies. This is true, the smaller and fluffier the better. I babysit a couple dogs here and there and when I walk the pit bull girls look right past me, when I walk the fluffy white rodent type dog they go nuts, "awwwwwww! What's her name????" Then I go "What's your name? I play the guitar!" Lol jk.....kinda... yeah but i think if the dog is too fluffy and cute, you will end up being "the best friend to talk to" type of guy for her, who has to listen to all her problems for hours and then she would leave and go to someone else for "action". pitpull on the other hand makes her think you are trying to compensate your missing manliness. so not good either. i think a german shepperd is best option. not too aggressive and doesn't bark too much, but if necessary can handle the situation. [:D]

Ruphus -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 11 2013 10:27:31)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lenador " Then I go "What's your name? I play the guitar!" Lol jk.....kinda... Hehehe [:D] Though seriously; to me it appears rather likely that a considerable percentage of male youngsters who approach the guitar do it for image considerations. Many of which - unless they happen to find out that they have a talent for seamless playing, or an instructor who has one for teaching it - will drop it again after some half-assed trials. Further, I assume that who can easily put down his instrument for good after advanced state of playing, to have not been motivated by passion for the sound, but by something external like parents who once requested rehearsing or image reasons like above. Just like my assumption that overlly critical people who can´t enjoy imperfection to be musically insensitive. Meaning that´s how I can only imagine things, not that it couldn´t be another way too. quote: i think a german shepperd is best option. Big strong dogs could evoke admiration for you as "master of the beast", but could also seen as shield like mentioned above already. Some could like it, while others possibly be more impressed with something smaller like a beagle, cocker etc., adoring you for being so humble / peaceful and selfconfident that you don´t need your dog as body guard. Some seem to appreciate originality and spirit, others to be seeking for masculine shelter behind haired brest with golden necklace. All that´s certain is that guitars and dogs don´t hurt for making contacts. ( Even here where the traditional common sense demands dogs to be regarded as filthy vermins, and where normally no female will dare talking to a stranger, I have experienced girls´ and ladies´ ecstasy about dogs. Especially with Hermann who isn´t too big and has very dear eyes. "Oooh, is this sweet!! Can I stroke it?") Too serious answer for humorous suggestions, but I felt like it. Ruphus Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

Richard Jernigan -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 11 2013 20:14:17)
quote: ORIGINAL: BarkellWH quote: Agree with you Grisha.... I can't imagine anyone's motive to play guitar to be to pickup chicks .... I think some of you are taking this thread far too seriously. My take on it is that most of the comments (including mine above) were made half facetiously. I doubt that anyone on the Foro plays guitar only to pick up chicks. Maybe when we were 17 years old.... Cheers, Bill Pat H. and I both took up the guitar for musical reasons, not to pick up girls. Pat's speech was very slow, deliberate, but often original and insightful. After he played a gig at an Austin coffee house with the great country bluesman Mance Lipscomb, an admiring kid came up to Pat, and eventually asked the inevitable, "How long have you been playing?" Pat smiled, looked off into the distance, and said in his ultra-slow west Texas drawl, "I was born with a guitar in my mouth." The guitar was a major obsession with Pat. He still plays, very well. Among his accomplishments is the solo guitar sound track for a 40 minute film documentary that won international prizes. But in addition to the guitar, Pat was also obsessed with picking up women. It was from him at university that I learned one of the major fringe benefits of guitar playing. RNJ

tele -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 13 2013 21:09:12)
And if you open the case and show her your FLAMENCO guitar she is ready[8D]

Leñador -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 13 2013 21:24:34)
quote: one of the major fringe benefits of guitar playing. I would say not only quantity of women but quality as well(speaking purely aesthetically). I feel it bumps you up a couple notches on the 1-10 scale, when I should've been dating 6's and 7's my whole life I've been lucky enough to pull 7's 8's and even a few 9's. 10 doesn't exist btw [:D]

FredGuitarraOle -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 13 2013 22:10:59)
quote: 10 doesn't exist btw [:D] Say that again... Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

Leñador -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 13 2013 22:37:41)
Hahaha, pretty close, she does have fake tetas and died hair so I'm knocking a point off for not being born perfect [:D] lol

guitarbuddha -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 13 2013 22:41:26)
Further to my theory that all threads are converging..... I was once leaving a secure hospitial for insane geriatrics carrying a guitar after a music group (mostly singing) and a toothless old crone came up and said. 'You've got awfully fine features, give us a kiss'. D.

Ruphus -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 14 2013 9:53:35)
I´ve had all naturall and better than the above beauty. >pats himself on the shoulder< ( Causing traffic irritations when on back of my bike without helmet, weirdest passerby behaviour in the streets and bars.) quote: ORIGINAL: guitarbuddha Further to my theory that all threads are converging..... I was once leaving a secure hospitial for insane geriatrics carrying a guitar after a music group (mostly singing) and a toothless old crone came up and said. 'You've got awfully fine features, give us a kiss'. D. hehehe [:D] Ruphus

trendkiller -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 25 2013 18:14:43)
Lenador, I believe you're doing it wrong, amigo! Try walking them together - the pit and the little one and see what happens. ;d I have these two bastards http://instagram.com/p/mV72s/ Random women always stop me to ask how come they get along, their minds blown. Mind you, I do have long hair but never carried a guitar case while out with the dogs, that would make picking up dog poo a little more challenging. Wonder if that would increase or decrease my desirability?

Sr. Martins -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (May 25 2013 18:37:36)
quote: Hahaha, pretty close, she does have fake tetas and died hair so I'm knocking a point off for not being born perfect lol Its amazing the number of times Iam about to say something and you (Lenador) post it before me. I wouldnt care much about the hair but the fake tetas are a no no. [:'(]

Florian -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 3 2013 20:07:48)
quote: .... I can't imagine anyone's motive to play guitar to be to pickup chicks [;)] ...why not, its as gooda reason as any...jk....but not really i am of the opinion that pretty pretty much everything, we men or women do weather consciously or subconsciously is to attract the opposite sex (for whatever purpose..depending in the stage you are at and what you are looking for)...starting from the shower in the morning, to shaving, the brushing of the teeth, working out to getting the good job to get the nice car/house/clothes...to get an advantage at natural selection...not all that different from the rest of the animal kingdom [:D] btw!!...mine worked ! i am getting married [:D] from now on for me its just maintenance shower, shaving and brushing of the teeth ..I am gonna let myself go like Elvis in 76 lol Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

Leñador -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 3 2013 21:30:12)
Congrats man! I think your right about subconsciously doing everything due to sex.......Seems to make the world go round unfortunately. Wish we were more enlightened creatures but we're not.

Gummy -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 1:43:42)
Wow! Congratulations FLorian! She must be really something to get YOU to consier marriage[:D] That announcement photo was a really great idea and was very creative. For the wedding you should come out riding a white horse and playing your guitar...[;)]

FredGuitarraOle -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 3:02:36)
Congratulations Florian, your life is over! Hehe joking man. But prepare yourself, she will obligate you to look at those wedding magazines EVERY SINGLE DAY for more than 7 months! And that's if you are lucky! Haha it's the price to pay... quote: For the wedding you should come out riding a white horse and playing your guitar... [:D]

Florian -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 6:27:35)
thank you guys, i am happy and she is beautiful...in everyway... ...I got very lucky quote: That announcement photo was a really great idea and was very creative. I wish i could take credit for the idea but betwen you and me i did a search on google and did something similar to one i found and thought it was funny lol quote: ut prepare yourself, she will obligate you to look at those wedding magazines EVERY SINGLE DAY for more than 7 months oh yes, its already like that, i eat and breathe wedding lol and still 6 month to go..shes got about 40 wedding magazines by now...that save the date picture its exactly what it is..only then I had just proposed...we were posing, now its really happening :-) so back to the original topic, yeah i dont think its hurting... playing flamenco guitar..and i got a small dog too just to double my chances [:)] Images are resized automatically to a maximum width of 800px

estebanana -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 8:38:50)
It would be awesome if you both were to wear a white lacy wedding dress. That way she could shop for two dresses and love you that much more for letting her shop more dresses. You have you out think these womens.

Florian -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 8:42:05)
I am not sure what the hell you are insinuating [8\|]...like i am not man enough to pick out my own wedding dress ? ..

estebanana -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 9:03:16)
Maybe you got me, as guitarist you do a fine job on your fake nails, so you could be trusted with selecting a dress. [;)]

c -> RE: You are sexier when carrying a guitar (Jun. 4 2013 13:12:46)
Congratulations Florian, This explains why we see so few posts from you these days!

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