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XXX -> RE: Who would you rather be (Jan. 28 2013 13:47:07)
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Definitely not a Keith Richards fan. I want to age with decency [:D] when im old i want to wear a monocle and a gigantic black zylindric hat, which i even dont take off in cars. I want at least one big car, i dont care which brand, it just has to be big and dark. I would randomly order my chauffeur, whom, regardless of his real name, i would always call Henry, James or Alfred, to run over some pedestrians while driving in the city. And i want those walking sticks which older people use to push others away - except mine has to be a bit sharper on the edges. Not to injure them, but to show them that this old pal is not like all the others.
A bit like Bruce Wayne and Alfred, but without the Batman part, and less friendly, and less publicity. But more style and bad-assness. A little bit mean but not sadistic. Ok maybe a littble bit sadistic too, but not too much, coz that decreases the style part IMO.
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