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Flamencito -> The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 20:17:28)

Rule 1: Your post should be completely off topic to ALL other posts in this thread.

Rule 2: There are no other rules than Rule 1.



El Kiko -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 20:46:32)

Banana



ralexander -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 21:09:19)

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.



Ricardo -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 21:14:36)

quote:

ORIGINAL: El Kiko

Banana



Oh man I was gonna use that. Now I am at a loss. Oh, how about this.

It seems warp drive might be a possibility as new math suggest we don't really need jupiter size wad of antimatter to bend spacetime enough in order to have a spacecraft slip along curved space at about 10x speed of light in a vacuum and with no time dilation effects.

There are some problems though, such as the warp bubble gathering and storing up high energy cosmic rays and releasing them at the destination point...but they are seriously working on this.

Ricardo



Doitsujin -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 21:15:32)

What the heck... my posts sits in the context of this thread like any other of my posts in any other thread!? :0



XXX -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 21:17:38)

What are you guys talking about? I dont get it.

[:)]



El Kiko -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 21:21:54)

'off topic ' ... = ... 'Coff - i - pot'



Leñador -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 21:24:43)

The good thing about gas prices rising is there's a little less a-holes on the road...........



Doitsujin -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 22:21:21)

*finding out that nobody is allowed to post a related post to my post making any kind of joke kinda senseless....... GUI = 10



mezzo -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 22:22:35)

EDIT 3



estebanana -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 9 2013 23:59:36)

Tarzan want Cheetah to go get Chinese takeout.



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Flamencito -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 0:06:37)

Sitting on a sofa is often more comfortable than sitting on a chair.

The place where they are might be of most importance though.



FredGuitarraOle -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 0:13:33)

Do you feel safe at home? Have you ever feared for the safety of your guitar? Are you terrified that some burglar breaks into your house and catches you filing your nails? Or, even worse, that he cuts all of your right hand nails?

Worry no more... because I got the solution for you! All you need to be safe at home... is a PREDATOR! That's right, you heard it... That's how gangstas do!





[:D][:D][:D]



Flamencito -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 0:17:15)




estebanana -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 0:53:34)

Please refrain from HighJacking this thread, thank you.



XXX -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 1:12:23)

Cante is not flamenco - solo guitar is

(mwuhahahahaa *fades away*)



BarkellWH -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 1:18:48)

No one on his death bed has ever been known to say, "I wish I had spent more time in the office."



estebanana -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 2:30:29)

Arnold



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FredGuitarraOle -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 14:36:03)

Videoclip por bulerias...[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




El Kiko -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 17:34:26)

The writing is not on the wall.....

.....The writing was on the wall but I cleaned it off with Turps and a brush ,,,,,...please dont put writing on the wall again



Leñador -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 17:37:41)

Why do business's send me calenders in the mail? Who the f**% needs a calender!?!?! Take your f*%$ing phone books back while your at it!



Ricardo -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 18:11:50)

I often wondered if these two geniuses were related cuz they look kinda of the same:






Ruphus -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 19:29:53)

You guys are completely confusing the matter.


My dictionary says this is all just higgledy-piggledy, and we will never find out which iphone cover works best, nor what hair cut would really be socially acceptable this spring. A catastrophy!!
So, could you please just for once focus on what´s been said?!

Thanks.



Doitsujin -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 10 2013 21:41:25)




FredGuitarraOle -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 11 2013 1:51:59)

.أنا باتمان



Flamencito -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 11 2013 10:29:14)

I love this play along track:



(Authum Leaves, Em)

Have Fun



Escribano -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 11 2013 10:45:04)

quote:

I often wondered if these two geniuses were related cuz they look kinda of the same:



Love Feynman, he is my über-hero. Don't like McLaughlin much.



Ricardo -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 11 2013 15:05:23)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Escribano

quote:

I often wondered if these two geniuses were related cuz they look kinda of the same:



Love Feynman, he is my über-hero. Don't like McLaughlin much.



doh!! you were supposed stay off topic to stay on the off topic!!!![8D]



ralexander -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 11 2013 15:52:04)



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Ruphus -> RE: The 'Off topic' 'Off topic thread' (Jan. 11 2013 16:29:27)

A training mate in Heidelberg was from the former DDR. Folks there had their own styles of humour of which some I found to be really funny.
Dunno if I can translate this one saying; it went sorts like:

I am so darn tired, I could eat a whole loaf of white bread, that thirsty am I.

Somehow it survived the censoring, otherwise I guess it would have been brown bread. [:D]
So much about patterns of wood grain and runouts on loafs.

Ruphus



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