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El Kiko -> RE: Seasons Greetings! (Dec. 27 2012 10:17:29)
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Great recipe Norman ... defnialtyl havimg a gpo at that one sonn..( they should make keyboard buttons much biggerf for chefs alike us ... they are just so hard to find sometimehs ...
I been in trhe kitchen myself creating with all thgis ecssess brandy I got ,,,,and i wrote down these steps to make ..like food , thingy ..snacls ...no food ....al xmassy stuff here
definatly .. here we go /.....
food recipe ...
1....Break some eggs into like a bowl or something round
2....You weill need a lot of Brandy for this one , i got loads so if you run out , just come round here , no probs
3......Yuk .scrape out the bits of shell out of the egg bowlk thing
4.....Drink some Brandy.... I think i missed a bit here you should have started drinking brandy a long time before this
5..... Take out some mince beef and roll it into small balls using your hands., the dog will get the bits that fall on the floor ..
6.......The dog gets nearly all of it
7......Dont forget the Brandy
8.....Oh yeah put some music on ... like rumba or bulerias or something really lively ..
9....pretent the sive is like a guitar and you can play it really well.
6. ...Turn music up.
10...drink some brandy .. it christmasd ....
9. Cook the beef until one side looks sort of, I don't know, brown?
10. Flip them over using spoon you found in sink.
12. Oh, ****.
13. Remove charred meat from pan. Throw away.
12....dont forget to drink .. it helps your creativity and gets you going again , cos like the kitchen is a mess..
13......Why is ther butter on the floor ?... i never said anything aboutt that ,,..
13....Stop and have a gererouis cup of brandy ..
12. Put cheese on buns. Microwave on high for five seconds. Serve immediately.
2. Open the beans. Dump them all out into, hmm, a bowl. Or onto a tray.
9. Yell your wifes name until she comes to find you (2 - 3 minutes).
10. Tell her to make you guacamole. Tell her you need her to make guacamole and you will buyt her something if she makes it for you right now.
11. Wait for her to make guacamole (15 - 20 minutes).
2. This one you can do, easy. Find the bread knife.
2...brandy ..
3. Where the f**k is the bread knife? Maybe you you can cut the bread with a butter knife.
1. Take all the meat out of your fridge and look at it.
3. Remember there might be some meat in the freezer too.
4. Start cooking the meat from the freezer. In a pan. Or a wok. Or both, you might have a lot of meat. Add garlic and onions and Bay leaves , whatever they are and salt and pepper and cinnamon and thyme and other things you can easily grab. Oh, and there should have already been some oil or something in the pan before you started cooking. Sorry. ...oh thats where the butte r came from ...
wash down with geneous ammounts of brandy
you also may need a strater/ strartet..Starter
1. Hide your half-finished bottle of brandy and open another .instead ....
2. Google "buffalo wings near me."
3. Make your freind call because you are having difficulty focusing.
4. Go lie down to rest your eyes. Serve wings cold tomorrow while you work off your headache
merry Xmass one an all,...[:'(][:'(]
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