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estebanana -> flamenco limericks (Oct. 6 2011 23:12:07)

Once there was a young singer from Jerez,
She looked a lot like Rosie Perez
She drank too much sherry
And fell off the ferry
But drowned not,
and lived till she could marry



chester -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 6 2011 23:47:45)

There once was a guitarist in Sevilla,
He was real big 'n' hairy - like a goriya.
His compas was real tight
Yet he put dancers in a fright
Coz while he was playing -
It looked like he's about to take a ****e.



Pablito -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 2:13:09)

hahaha!



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 2:56:34)

There once was a dancer from Ronda
who tried a corte while riding a Honda,
she took a great risk,
nearly messed up her disk,
and then went to eat at the fonda

ok that was stupid.


[8D]



Ramon Amira -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 3:22:04)

quote:

Once there was a singer from Jerez,
She looked a lot like Rosie Perez
She drank too much sherry
And fell off the fell off the ferry
But drowned not,
and lived till she married


"Married" doesn't rhyme with ferry or sherry.[:D]

Ramon



Ramon Amira -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 3:37:48)

A guitarist named Estebanana
Met an actress named Daryl Hannah
He took her to bed
And the next day they wed
Now she's Daryl Hannah Estebanana

Okay, I can do better, but I'm falling asleep – had to slip one in.

Ramon



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 4:50:18)

quote:


"Married" doesn't rhyme with ferry or sherry.


it's almost a rhyme....



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 5:08:49)

ok..


There was a cantaora from Nantucket,
Who's head was shaped like a bucket,
She sang the Solea of Frijones,
She went out of compas,
and lost her cojones!
then under breath she said suck it.



chester -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 5:23:57)

Siguiriya alegria buleria,
Cante tango escobilla,

Toma que toma,
Solea de la Roma,

Eso juerga en andalucia.



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 5:29:38)

quote:

Siguiriya alegria buleria,
Cante tango escobilla,

Toma que toma,
Solea de la Roma,

Eso juerga en andalucia.


this works in compas if you tap twos por buleria[:)]



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 5:39:18)

There was a palmero from Malta,
Who was quite good with the alta,
When asked how, he replies,
I can tell you no lies,
I learned from Churchill at Yalta.



KMMI77 -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 10:51:10)

There once was a guitarists named Ricardo,
Who played fast scales with Picado,
He was known as the best,
And he challenged the rest,
Then along came a guy named Gerardo[8D]



Ramon Amira -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 13:39:15)

A guitarist named Paco de God
Played flamenco that sounded too mod
Though his chording was snazzy
It was a little too jazzy
And his falsetas exceedingly odd[:D]

Ramon



C. Vega -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 16:32:20)

You guys really need to get out more.



Rmn -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 18:01:25)

i like this tread .let m e think first [8D]



chester -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 19:41:29)

quote:

ORIGINAL: C. Vega

You guys really need to get out more.


No, maybe you need to get out LESS. Sheesh.

There once was a boob named C. Vega
He liked to rain on people's parade like Domingo Ortega
Criticizing all the time
While others are happy, drinking wine
But it's ok coz the poor guy works at a bodega.



C. Vega -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 19:51:24)

A long-ago poet named Chan
Wrote poems that never would scan
When he was asked why
This was his reply
"Because I always try to squeeze as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
[sm=lol.gif]

Stick that in your anapestic trimeter.



chester -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 20:12:02)

[sm=lol.gif]

Good one!



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 22:00:44)

quote:

Stick that in your anapestic trimeter.


Anapest you say? Well sir I outta jamb that down your Trochee.

[:D]

Out of compas limericks are ok with me [:D]



Ricardo -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 22:58:12)

quote:

uh..You guys really need to get out more.

...turn off computer, close Guitar Grimoire.
Get in your car,
drive to the bar,
meet new people you did not know before.


off to the bar myself...[;)]



akatune -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 7 2011 23:24:45)

He played compas on a blanca
A bull in a shop, a tatanka
Dripping with reverb,
And longer than Freebird,
Mangled by a German named Liebert!



Ramon Amira -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 8 2011 15:34:36)

quote:

He played compas on a blanca
A bull in a shop, a tatanka
Dripping with reverb,
And longer than Freebird,
Mangled by a German named Liebert!


No, no, no - the structure is all wrong. In a limerick the first, second, and fifth lines have to rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines have to rhyme with each other with a different rhyme. Like this –

The "guitarist" Esteban is strange and stranger
He puts real flamenco in danger
But if he gets too snobby
Just call him Kemo Sabe
Because he looks just like the Lone Ranger

Ramon



akatune -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 8 2011 20:53:48)

Please don't be so up tight
Unless you're looking for a fight
You're as mad as a hatter
and it really doesn't matter
To try too hard to be right



Ramon Amira -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 8 2011 21:15:17)

quote:

Please don't be so up tight
Unless you're looking for a fight
You're as mad as a hatter
and it really doesn't matter
To try too hard to be right


That's great - now you've got it exactly right![:D]

Ramon



estebanana -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 8 2011 23:22:16)

Nice ones, this is funny.



akatune -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 8 2011 23:59:10)

quote:


That's great - now you've got it exactly right![:D]

Ramon


Happy you took no offense
And left me without any dents
now we comprende
I feel your duende
I'm glad you know what I meant!



Gimar Yestra -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 9 2011 0:05:36)

geez u guys are talented!!



chester -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 9 2011 0:26:29)

While others are fighting 'bout what's real and what's not
The peaceful chums here got onto something hot
Instead of calling something a flamenco illusion
Estebanana came up with an ingenious spanish-irish fusion
I guess all that's left to say is Gimar Yestra - thanks a lot!



akatune -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 9 2011 2:27:39)

To you my hat I doff
With a bow and a little cough
If you don't enjoy out
Please don't destroy
now you can go fakogh

He used a wooden cejilla
He played an alegria
His fingers blazed
He burned down the place
We partied until the next dia



Guest -> RE: flamenco limericks (Oct. 9 2011 3:33:05)

there's a flamenco called mcguire
who announced the fakemenco's as liars
with a PC and some words
exposed all the turds,
the threads still rage like a fire....


yep...a bar sounds like a great idea.....



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