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cRobson12 -> My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 2:08:50)

So, I started working at this grocery store a few weeks ago - it's been pretty awesome, and the people there are really nice. I work in the meat department, and despite having heard many horrible things about working in a meat department, it's actually not that bad.

Anyways, I was on break today and I was talking to one of the cashiers in the lunch room, she was my age and probably one of the most beautiful girls I have ever met, and she was extremely friendly... Anyways at the end of the break we said bye to each other, but when I said goodbye I said "Later man". [:-]. She had a weird look on her face as I bowed my head in shame and got back to work.

I was thinking "Smooth Cory, smooth..." for the rest of the day [:D]



Pgh_flamenco -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 3:10:00)

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...when I said goodbye I said "Later man". . She had a weird look on her face as I bowed my head in shame and got back to work.

I was thinking "Smooth Cory, smooth..." for the rest of the day


Lol. I'm sure Florian will chime in on this.



KMMI77 -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 8:41:00)

Don't worry mate there's always lunch time tomorrow[;)]



rombsix -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 10:35:33)

Bring your negra to work tomorrow, and dazzle her with that off-harmony sevillana picado run. [8D][:D]



Escribano -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 11:59:09)

Good move, she'll remember you [8D]



Sr. Martins -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 12:01:24)

Thats good, anything is good.. the bad is that you are seeing it as a failure, that will cut your legs.

I do things like that on purpose and it works because I do it with confidence, thats the basic ingredient. I would suggest that you use that to your benefit.. you can now tell her that you find one of her traits very masculine, that will make her think, come down of the pedestal and wonder why you're DIFFERENT than most guys.

But, if you follow this route, be congruent or else she'll pick up that you're acting.

Give her some meat [;)]



ralexander -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 12:26:22)

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Give her some meat


[:)]

All is not lost - I've performed similar atrocities. Sometimes you can only listen in horror as phrases like that come out of your mouth at the wrong time. Like it's in slow motion and your brain is going "noooooooooooo" [:D]



Doitsujin -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 17:16:41)

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I work in the meat department, and despite having heard many horrible things about working in a meat department, it's actually not that bad.


DO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN? ****ing capslock! I wont retype, sorry.
Well in this movie there is a weird guy who kills people with a hammer in the midnight train to (secret if you wanna watch)... He works in the meat section, too.. [&:] I hope you don´t have his job. I really hope for you....



estebanana -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 17:26:09)

My girlfriend in college yelled at me and called me an ass-hole the first minute we met. She worked in the cafe' on campus and she did not like how I ordered the peanut butter sandwich. Then we had a class together, and another class together an then during one holiday break we moved in together. Then that went on for sometime and then the relationship became fully elliptical with it ending by her calling me an ass-hole.

You're fine if all she did was look at you funny. Go over to her dept. and say: Hi there, you have a beautiful smile and I'd like to hang out with you after work sometime, yes I'm asking you out.



Ron.M -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 19:32:19)

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a weird guy who kills people with a hammer


Wasn't that "Maxwell" with his silver hammer?

Wasn't he a Scientist also? [:D]



cheers,

Ron



VietFlamenco -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 19:42:47)

No need to play mind games, just get straight to the point. Ask her if she wants to say hello to your little friend and then pull a Florian bringing out your cat. Chics dig pets. The hairier the better. [:D]



XXX -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 19:58:19)

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ORIGINAL: VietFlamenco
Ask her if she wants to say hello to your little friend


Little?



VietFlamenco -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 20:43:32)

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ORIGINAL: Deniz

quote:

ORIGINAL: VietFlamenco
Ask her if she wants to say hello to your little friend


Little?


If you want to call it a pulsating anaconda you can...but that'll just scare the crap out of her.



Sr. Martins -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 20:59:43)

Tell her it's a penis, that should make her happy [:)]



bursche -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 14 2011 21:15:23)

"The hairier the better"...[:D][:D][:D][:D]



Pimientito -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 15 2011 8:00:16)

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DO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN?

You must be the only person in the world that has seen that movie![:D]

Whatever else you do Cory, dont ask her that question.



cRobson12 -> RE: My fail of the year... (Apr. 18 2011 12:33:43)

Haha, you guys are hilarous. [:D][:D]

If you are wondering what I am planning, I am thinking when she adds me on Facebook or some other **** social networking site, I will begin to strategically upload la guiterra videos immediatly after for her viewing pleasure...

[:D]

It will be like this, but better




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