Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Full Version)

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estebanana -> Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 1:31:39)

Please discuss.



HolyEvil -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 1:45:13)

chuck norris

discuss...



estebanana -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 1:47:15)

Paco kicked Al Dimeola's ass in one rasgueado..I say Paco will kill Godzilla.



VietFlamenco -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 1:50:16)

Chuck Norris is the only one that can kick ass in compas. He wins!



cRobson12 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 1:55:59)

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in only three moves. Both Godzilla and Paco can't do this....

Chuck Norris wins



estebanana -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 2:06:12)

Godzilla has better compass and he breathes lazer beams. He beats Norris.



cRobson12 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 2:08:39)

Chuck Norris would strangle Godzilla with a cordless phone



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at_leo_87 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 2:29:22)

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Goin to hang out with Megan Fox. Tell me what happened when I get back.


really?[8|] your car better be a transformer or she's not going to be impressed.



Sean -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 3:44:01)

Are we talking Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris, or are we talking Return of the dragon Chuck Norris? I think Return of the dragon Chuck's fur coat would protect him long enough from Godzilla's breath so that he could get in close enough to take Godzilla down with a spinning back kick to the head. Paco has some deadly fingers and I'd swear he used to be count Dracula back in the day so I'm not to sure he should be so underestimated.



cRobson12 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 4:01:06)

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really? your car better be a transformer or she's not going to be impressed.


I have something even better than a transformer. A silver prius. I think it's safe to change my relationship status on facebook to "In a relationship." [;)]



at_leo_87 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 4:13:40)

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I have something even better than a transformer. A silver prius. I think it's safe to change my relationship status on facebook to "In a relationship."


[:D][:D] as long as you can get away from this guy, you should be okay.

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cRobson12 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 4:23:00)

Yeah it will be fine. My silver prius has enough mechanized power to go from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.



dararith -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 6:53:52)

Godzilla will eat em all for breakfast ... ... ...

Yeah, that's all I got. I'm rooting for the underdog as there's no support for the G-team.



elgreco -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 7:01:54)

Chuck Norris fact:

Paco De Lucia uses a capodastro to raise the pitch on a guitar. Chuck Norris just commands the guitar and the guitar obeys to raise the pitch by itself.



rombsix -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 8:22:45)

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Paco De Lucia uses a capodastro to raise the pitch on a guitar. Chuck Norris just commands the guitar and the guitar obeys to raise the pitch by itself.


Good one! [:D]



HolyEvil -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 9:56:40)

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ORIGINAL: at_leo_87

quote:

Goin to hang out with Megan Fox. Tell me what happened when I get back.


really?[8|] your car better be a transformer or she's not going to be impressed.



OI...stop talking about my GF....



XXX -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 11:13:23)

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ORIGINAL: romerito

Goin to hang out with Megan Fox. Tell me what happened when I get back.


?
Isnt it your task to tell what happened?

to the thread: the answer is Chuck Norris. I cant give it a reason, but im very sure. Please, there can be no discussions about that.



Doitsujin -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 12:42:50)

hahaha nice idea for the tread. I think Chuck Norris would beat Gozilla and Paco could play the background music for this fight.



bursche -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 15:11:42)

Chuck Norris can't play guitar.
Who cares? He'll do it anyway.

Sorry, but there's no way to beat him.



elgreco -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 15:16:14)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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ORIGINAL: bursche

Chuck Norris can't play guitar.
Who cares? He'll do it anyway.

Sorry, but there's no way to beat him.



Doitsujin -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 15:26:30)

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Chuck Norris can't play guitar.
Who cares? He'll do it anyway.

Sorry, but there's no way to beat him.


He? I mean Chuck kills Gozilla. The only pussy in that matchup is Paco.



estebanana -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 15:54:42)

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He? I mean Chuck kills Gozilla. The only pussy in that matchup is Paco.


Paco is the puppet master from outer space who controls Chucks brain and strength with his extraterrestrial guitar playing. He is the one calling the shots from behind the scenes.Without Paco's mind control guitar shredding Norris is a weak bag of flabby water.

The proof this is true is that Paco and his disciples are already controlling all your minds. Paco uses Norris to rule the world through him so it covers up that Paco is a Lizard King from another galaxy. Godzilla was sent here to try to kill Paco and he fights Godzilla through Norris.



rombsix -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 16:56:45)

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The proof this is true is that Paco and his disciples are already controlling all your minds. Paco uses Norris to rule the world through him so it covers up that Paco is a Lizard King from another galaxy. Godzilla was sent here to try to kill Paco and he fights Godzilla through Norris.


Where does the professor fit in all this? [8D]



VietFlamenco -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 17:05:48)

Chuck Norris doesn't need a capo when accompanying Godzilla on guitar. He makes Godzilla sing in the right pitch by squeezing his balls.

Ruben Diaz used to swear by Paco's technique until Norris showed him the roundhouse rasgueado.



at_leo_87 -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 18:23:03)

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a capo when accompanying Godzilla on guitar. He makes Godzilla sing in the right pitch by squeezing his balls.


LMFAO! [:D][:D][:D]



bursche -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 18:30:11)

There is actually a simple explanation for why Chuck Norris is a better guitarist than Paco:

He does the golpes with the third fist that's behind his beard.



rombsix -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 18:46:59)

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He does the golpes with the third fist that's behind his beard.


This is one of the most awesomest threads ever! [:D]



aleksi -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 18:49:20)

Chuck Norris got trapped by totalgym while isolating his arms, Godzilla is fighting with Mothra, Paco destroys all with killer picado. Paco wins.



bursche -> RE: Godzilla vs. Paco de Lucia vs. Chuck Norris (Feb. 26 2011 21:27:54)

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This is one of the most awesomest threads ever!


My all time favourite already. Thank you so much Stephen!



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