Florian -> RE: Dictionary of Bull (Feb. 16 2010 3:35:50)
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sure if the bull comes from the artist it is a worry lol... i know what u saying man but again...each uses what they have...i asked Susi to writte my first bio cause i didnt know what you sopossed to do and told her to make me sound good or we are over [:D][:D] what if someone dosent have any reviews ? u still have to start somewhere..u still got to get the reviewers to your show quote:
sometimes there is a middle ground when words and expressions help sell the artist without reducing it to a sack of lies and platitudes ofcourse...theres limits..this i totally understand and agree. should stay away from things like " the best " "the biggest" " the only" etc etc " the only real" or " the best guitarist in....." u know people who use negative vibes to advertise a show thats always cringeful [:D][:D] quote:
Another one is "and has shared the stage with"....[various legendary Artists, such as.... got that one too on my internet bio [:D][:D][:D] quote:
Anyone got some other examples? yeah a couple..err.. It all starts when you litlle with " you are the greatest mom in the world" and then it moves to everything around you, news , articles, resumes, religion, war campaigns, elections, presentations, white lies, compliments, preprinted xmass cards etc...you probably got britains best tv station running in the background right now..and when you wake up you are going to read britains most informed and honest newspaper...right after you eat britans favourite cerials bud ...king of beers Kia-Ora We all adore a Kia-Ora.” Wheaties “Breakfast of champions.” BMW "The ultimate driving machine." Hallmark "When you care enough to send the very best" Hamlet "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet." Heineken Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach." RCA: Changing entertainment. Again. and my personal fav British Airways "The world's favourite airline." [:)] if the rest of the world was playing to the no trying to sell rules the slogen might be : British Airways.."majority of the world have never been on us and would have no idea if we are their favourite or not..ps..we lose your bagadge just like everyone else [;)] like the abba song says Take a chance on me [:)] or "We are the worlds safest airline..we only had 15 plane crashes ...come fly with us [:)]" And Alexander the greate would be Alexander one of the greates
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