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Ron.M -> Joke (Sep. 23 2009 9:07:46)

A lady goes to the Doctor and says "Doctor, I'm 38 now and I'd really like to have a baby before it's too late....but the trouble is, my husband is 72."

"Oh, I see", says the Doctor...."In that case, perhaps it might be wise to take in a young Lodger....if you grasp my meaning?"

3 Months later, the lady appears before the Doctor again.

"And how are things?", he says.

"Oh excellent, Doctor", says the lady ..."I took your advice....and I'm pregnant!!"

"Congratulations!", says the Doctor..."And how is the Lodger?".

"Oh...she's pregnant too!", says the lady.


cheers,

Ron




TAKITAKATA -> RE: Joke (Sep. 23 2009 11:06:55)

Those "carry on " movies were great [:D][:D]




Ron.M -> RE: Joke (Sep. 23 2009 11:32:39)

I'm a sucker for these old crappy British Music Hall jokes, I must confess.

I used to really dislike American humour, especially during the height of Monty Python, (it was probaly snobbery on my behalf at a touchy age), but in the last few years, now that I'm more relaxed about stuff I've become a big fan of National Lampoon and Police Academy and such films.[:D]

The one about the Grizwalds in Europe is my favourite so far. [:D]

cheers,

Ron




el ted -> RE: Joke (Oct. 17 2009 23:38:49)

Q What's the difference between light and hard?
A You can sleep with a light on.




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