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Florian -> How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 19 2009 19:20:37)

when you start returning everything [:D][:D]..there was a time when if i got something from the shop and didnt work out i just accepted it..thought it was bad luck, you were too embarassed for them to see you like a scab


now i am returning sh*t like nobodys bussines lol, jeans, dvd players i dont care ..u become more demanding..u feel like the world ows you more for your money

my dvd player stoped working after about 7 months ( i couldnt belive i was gonna go though with it)..so i took it back the other day, i had a one year waranty, a while back i would have just paid for another without complaining...


and 2 weeks ago i got a pair of jeans i am noticing thats starting to come apart and i am contemplating taking em back..i like to wear my jeans for years lol..but i probably wont cause i wont have anything to wear to the shop if i put the jeans in a bag [;)]

do you guys find yourself return stuff more often with age or is it just in my head ?

i feel sorry for them when i am 70, il return everything before they even print me the recipt, il complain about programs on tv, the music, young punks, il write leters of complaints to food companies, news papers..i gonna make a few lifes dificult before i die [:D]

gonna make myself a niusance as much as possible, gonna pinch old ladys bums in the retirement village, nurses, hide peoples glasses or dentures, cheat at bingo, if someone tries to tell me off il fake heartattacs..itl be fun youl see, if you around my age and in australia i hope u get put in my retirement village cause we gonna party

i never left anything in my life gracefully or with dignity (relationships, arguments, shows etc..) i dont plan to start now [;)]

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Florian -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 19 2009 19:52:54)

I am gonna have my own gang [:)]



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cathulu -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 19 2009 20:41:34)

My wife and I were just talking about that today. I was at my son's school and the teacher looks like she is a child. Lord of the flies anyone?



Ailsa -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 19 2009 22:56:14)

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i never left anything in my life gracefully or with dignity (relationships, arguments, shows etc..)


... the Foro....



.... 7 times or so........


[:D][:D][:D] Just kidding honey, you know we love you [sm=kiss.gif]



Florian -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 19 2009 23:04:56)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:)][;)][&:] MiOOOOAAwww [8|]


thats right i dont buy into the strong but silent anglo bull..if you try to kick me out i am gonna try to hang on to something or atleast drag a few things with, a table a chair, a bottle...whatever..(imagine trying to get a cat in a bathtab)

this was a fund raiser gig i did for some sick kids, i got both the botlle and the wig as i was beeing draged out...acctualy when you fighting litlle kids you wanna watch out cause they tend to bite









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Ailsa -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 19 2009 23:50:59)

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i dont buy into the strong but silent anglo bull


Me neither. Keeping your feelings in just makes you ill. I hope that attitude getting less prevalent, but I'm not sure.



duende -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 0:30:01)

My back hurts from playing guitar,....the parents of my guitarkids are younger than me
or slightly older...

Also i got a driverslicens in september 2008 and glasses, in 2009 i hoppfully getts a baby.. thats a lot of grown up things to get in less than a year.[:D]


also i feel "caught with my pants down" when i play rock n roll in a band.....its like you shouldnt do that if your older than 25[:D]



John O. -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 2:12:31)

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now i am returning sh*t like nobodys bussines lol, jeans, dvd players i dont care ..u become more demanding..u feel like the world ows you more for your money


Same here! I think Amazon have paid more than they earned from me...

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my dvd player stoped working after about 7 months ( i couldnt belive i was gonna go though with it)..so i took it back the other day, i had a one year waranty, a while back i would have just paid for another without complaining...


Did you at least understand how to program it? [:D]

For me it was the first time I thought "Kids are stupid these days, we were much cooler back when I was young. Things have changed..."

When my wife and I are old we'll make a hobby out of messing with people (i.e. pretending to not understand what they're saying, putting odd things into other shopping carts) or sitting on our rockers on our front porch cussing at people walking by. Few people have the nerve to beat up an old person [:D]



John O. -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 2:17:16)



Already nowadays I get caught enough wearing my grumpy pants

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Ron.M -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 2:53:20)

I heard an American comic say...

"I'd hate to get old, like REALLY old, so that when you sit down on the toilet pan your balls touch the water."



John O. -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 3:09:39)

[:D]



XXX -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 3:21:58)

Isnt it a bit too early for your menopause?



Florian -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 5:47:55)

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"I'd hate to get old, like REALLY old, so that when you sit down on the toilet pan your balls touch the water."


there must be something wrong with me but that sounds really nice to me ...kind of like a foot spa


it sounds refreshing like when you on the toilet and a sprincle of water splashes back up [:D].....[8|][&o]



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Did you at least understand how to program it?


you cant program a dvd player sillly[:D].......can you ?[&:]

hey John i uploaded a whole bunch of stuff for you to listen to see if you like it and u didnt say anything...you dont like it ?[8|] or have you allready turned into the man in your photo [:D]



John O. -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 15:27:32)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? [:D]

Just kidding. You'd love American toilets, though, they always give you a little splash.

We do have a DVD player that you can program all the TV stations into, has a TV guide that you can program to record onto a harddrive among other things. "It's crazy what they have nowadays. Back when I was young..." [:D]

Middle of the night now, I'll be checking those tracks out tomorrow...



Florian -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 20 2009 16:56:39)

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We do have a DVD player that you can program all the TV stations into, has a TV guide that you can program to record onto a harddrive among other things. "It's crazy what they have nowadays. Back when I was young..."


hmm, "I did not know that" [:)]

i mean we got tivo and i got a digital converter that converts my analog tv reception to digital hd and gives me tv guide but not in my dvd player..and i can tell it to remind me when shows i wanna see are on..but my dvd player dosent do that..

I love all this gadjets..i am a sucker for it

my living room is like an electrical store, i got 5 remote controls ..one universal and i still cant find one when i need it



John O. -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 4:39:50)

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my living room is like an electrical store


Then you're definitely not too old yet...

What I have is pretty much like a DVD player/recorder and receiver in one. Also has the catch up mode - we could also set it to record something and when we would get home in the middle of it we could start watching from the beginning of the recording while it would be recording the rest.

I say would and could because I don't know how to do it. I AM getting that old...



Florian -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 7:20:43)

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I say would and could because I don't know how to do it. I AM getting that old...


[:D][:D][:D][:D]

plus with all this crazy new technology the instructions must feel like they are in german sometimes [:D]



minordjango -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 8:52:32)

How do you know when you no logher young ?

when you start learning flamenco [:)][:@][&:][:-]

and singing with the cante in tune [:)] for fun !!!



Estevan -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 12:58:47)

You know you're getting old when the barber trims your eyebrows.



n85ae -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 13:39:06)

You know you're getting old when your wife tell's you to do something, and
then you do it without thinking about it, the kids say "that's really pathetic
Dad", and you say "what?".



minordjango -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 14:44:05)

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You know you're getting old when the barber trims your eyebrows.

hells bells, does that include northern Europeans, my middle name is MONOBROW[:-][:-]

when my mother use to say, comb your hell, its was a debate my eyebrow or the other tuff of hair ??

Darn Dark complexion.

One day i stood steal in a museum , all hell broke lose they thought i was a stuffed monkey !!![:(][:(]



Arash -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 17:06:51)

I bought a 50 Euro Printer from HP few Month ago from Mediamarkt (Electronic Shop) and it was not working right from start. So in same day i put it back in the
package and put it in the corner.

Till today i didn't bring it back and i really don't care anymore as i ordered a new Printer from somewhere else on internet.
I am not rich or something, just too lazy.

But i realised that i am farting and burping much more than few years ago.
Maybe thats my sign of getting old. I don't know.

So i guess for everyone the signs of getting old are different

[:D]



Florian -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 21 2009 18:14:07)

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You know you're getting old when your wife tell's you to do something, and
then you do it without thinking about it, the kids say "that's really pathetic
Dad", and you say "what?".



[:D][:D][:D] Oh thats brilliant [:D] i loughed my a**e off


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I bought a 50 Euro Printer from HP few Month ago from Mediamarkt (Electronic Shop) and it was not working right from start. So in same day i put it back in the
package and put it in the corner.


send it to me!! il send it back !!![:@][:D]


btw..for whomever wants to know...i just got back from exchanging the jeans...

and i just thought of another sign...

U know u getting older when u keep all your recipts in your wallet ( cause you never know[8|] ) and can find them too eazely [&:]

if this was a few years back the recipt i took back would be stained and smell like it came out of the rubbish bin



minordjango -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 23 2009 19:08:10)

when your in asia, and you see an older lady , and say mm shes alright !!![:-][:-]



a_arnold -> RE: How do you know when you no logher young ? (May 24 2009 14:35:00)

When you bend over to tie your shoes and you look around to see if there's anything else you can do while you're down there.



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