How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

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Escribano -> How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 17 2009 9:06:37)
Just Juan [:D]

Florian -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 17 2009 18:39:26)
I thought it took 5 one to stand on the table holding the lightbulb into the socket while the other 4 turn the table from the corners clockwise [;)]

andresito -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 17 2009 19:07:27)
Two. Juan to do it, and another Juan to say it's not the same without cante and baile [:D]

minordjango -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 17 2009 20:20:57)
just use candles , better aire !!![&:]

gshaviv -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 17 2009 20:31:59)
The best aire is just to play in the dark...

edguerin -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 2:51:46)
But don't you have to count: And a 110 and 220 ... ??

minordjango -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 3:40:39)
good call gshaviv quote: gshaviv ! we cant find the darn candles !!! aint that the truth i can play all chords yet cant count to 12 [&:]

NormanKliman -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 4:07:23)
How many Spanish mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? None. Don't worry, she'll just sit here in the dark...

kozz -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 8:37:18)
None....because they 'care' to much about their nails.....(its the same reason flamenco guitarists don't do the dishes :)

Ron.M -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 8:54:11)
Well, it would depend on if it's a screw fitting or a bayonet fitting of course. Easier if your a British MP, cos you just call an Electrician in to do it for you for £100 and claim it on expenses. [;)] cheers, Ron

mark indigo -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 9:00:00)
was gonna put these in the other joke thread recently but never got round to it.... what did the spanish farmer say to his chickens? oh-lay what do you call 2 spanish firemen? josé and hose B ....i'll get my coat.... [&:]

Escribano -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 9:25:50)
What do you call Spanish woman with no legs? Consuelo [groan]

andresito -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 18 2009 16:14:02)
Un Domingo, una mujer vieja y viuda se fue para la prision para hombres. "Buenos dias, señora. Puedo ayudar usted?" pregunto el guarda. "Si, mi hijo. Vine para una visita conjugal" contesto la viejita. "Ah... de verdad, señora? Bueno... con cual hombre?" "Cualquier!"

gato -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 19 2009 13:07:00)
Ok I've got one: How many tracks does it take to make a flamenco record??? Hint: the question is the punch line! [:@][:D][:D] I know, my humor sucks! Gary

JoshMachado -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (May 26 2009 16:00:29)
hahahaha.... had some good laughs with these

John O. -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (Jun. 2 2009 3:15:37)
Honestly, if the light isn't absolutely necessary I'd just keep playing guitar. Otherwise I'd go to the store once it was too dark to play. Probably though I'd go into another room and get it the next day. Then forget to do it. At some point I'd replace all the lightbulbs in the apartment - all by myself [:)]

duende -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (Jun. 16 2009 11:58:02)
Ruben Diaz

Estevan -> RE: How many flamenco guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? (Jun. 16 2009 14:51:25)
quote: Ruben Diaz Ah, then there's only one way to change the light bulb, and there will be no other possible ways and certainly no questions.

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