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estebanana

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

I'm so broke I can't pay attention.

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guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana)

EVELYN EVELYN

EVELYN EVELYN

EVELYN EVELYN

Hey can you guys hear that ?

Thats my favourite Rogers and Hammerstein tune.......................

'Someone Chanted Evelyn'

There might be a stranger....... joke to come.

D.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 16:03:10

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

My fair lady
I've grown a custard to her face

I thought w a n k i n g was a city in china

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana)

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estebanana

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana)

From the Music Man:

Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary in Diana.....

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana)

How to get Rid of a circus?

Go for the juggler

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 16:35:32

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Guest)

Meanwhile

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guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Guest)

That's right Val, everybody loves me !!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: AlVal

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 17:42:34

Johnc

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 18:06:35

El Kiko

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Guest)

I know a guy who compiles crosswords He's called ...erm .. I can't remember ....,

it's C something L something N.

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Ricardo

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

My Dixie Wrecked

Mike Hunt smells

say fast:

one smart fellow, he felt smart.
two smart fellows, they both felt smart.
three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 21:59:52

mark indigo

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to El Kiko)

what's the difference between a duck?

one of it's legs is both the same

EDIT: I think this one and the other one I deleted from Tommy Cooper or something, sort of not funny weird **** I was over-exposed to at an early age.... probably funny with the original delivery

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guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to mark indigo)

These fukcers hanging around my kitchen telling me how I should be making more money.
Bloody fridge magnates.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 22:15:04

El Kiko

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to mark indigo)

....i'm so lazy .that.............................

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guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

On a rainy day I always go walking with my favourite Indian dignitary.... mahatma coat.

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 22:19:33

guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to El Kiko)

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ORIGINAL: El Kiko

....i'm so lazy .that.............................

After I press the period key I just lift my finger off.................whenever.

David Blaine

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 22:21:11

guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

Hey Courtney this novelty Ventolin inhaler sure is rad.

Kurt Cobain

REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 4 2013 22:42:28

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

Take a second to consider the plight of this Nigerian prince

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REPORT THIS POST AS INAPPROPRIATE | Date Oct. 5 2013 2:05:35

El Kiko

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to El Kiko)

my son had a good one ...

Why is a pigs tail and getting up at 6 in the morning the same thing ?

They're both too early (Twirly)

maybe you gotta be 9 to appreciate that one .. or maybe even to tell it .

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guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to El Kiko)

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maybe you gotta be 9 to appreciate that one .. or maybe even to tell it .

Nope you are fulfilling the remit admirably Kiko !!!

D.

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Guest)

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ORIGINAL: AlVal

Take a second to consider the plight of this Nigerian prince

hehe :OD

Just had two mails from him over past week.
Now he has even learned German, though not much better than his English.
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I mentioned it before. They guys over in former East Germany had some funny sayings.
One was like:
I am so tired, I could eat a whole white bread, so thirsty am I.

Dunno whether it works in English, but I could ask Nigerian patrons for a translation maybe.

Ruphus

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

found on facebook

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to constructordeguitarras)

Effect of government shutdown:

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Richard Jernigan

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Richard Jernigan)

In other news, 64% of Americans oppose military intervention in Syria. 89% of Americans are in favor of sending Congress to Syria.

RNJ

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estebanana

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana)

That is good Richard. Very good.

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guitarbuddha

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to Richard Jernigan)

My favourite imaginary George Bush pronouncement.

'Lets not throw the bathwater out with the baby.'

D.

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estebanana

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to estebanana)

I think you mis-misquoted him.

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Richard Jernigan

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RE: The Incredibly Stupid Gag Thread (in reply to guitarbuddha)

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My favourite imaginary George Bush pronouncement.

'Lets not throw the bathwater out with the baby.'

D.

I was driving to work, listening to G.W. Bush making a speech at the CIA a few days after 9/11. He was trying to cheer them up for having missed the warnings. He said our enemies had "misunderestimated" us. The audience applauded. Bush seemed to like the sound of that, so he worked "misunderestimated" into his speech again a couple of paragraphs later.

The crowd cheered.

I almost drove off the road.

RNJ

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